Mess that you wanted

Yknow that gay bottom phenomenon called ‘hungry hole’ where bottoms literally feel an empty ache from not being full and not having their prostate nerves stimulated? yeah shane gets that but when he does have hungry hole he is an Asshole with a capital A. He’s a complete bitch to everyone. Ilya loves it for a little bit then he has to bend shane over and well shane is LOUD when he gets fucked when having hungry hole. Like he’s moaning like a porn star its crazy

Every time customers piss me off I start thinking really dark Blorbo thoughts. Today’s is “Steve asking Max to tell the ‘I was once a passenger in a car being used as a weapon’ story with tears in her eyes to really sell it as a way of guilting Eddie into driving safer”

What a wretched state of affairs when seeing a typo in a fic makes you relieved because then it’s probably not AI. Y’all we are in the PLAGUE PITS

did you know muse is one of the reasons dan and phil are together

pinof kiss confirmed went triple platinum

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.