Condom Stealth

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Acquiring condoms

use only recommended, strong, condoms as they are less likely to break accidentally. It would be unsafe to use inferior condoms made from natural materials as those might break more easily. You certainly wouldn’t want to research your condom based on Lowest rated condoms. Although some of them are rated badly for their sensation, others are more prone to failure and you’d want to make sure you know which those are.

Don’t use out-of-date condoms. Buying condoms and storing them in a warm place for a year or two before you use them is a bad idea, as is watching for older, near expired stock at the local pharmacy and then storing those in a hot place for a few weeks. Old condoms can be dry, brittle or weakened and can break more easily.

Storing condoms safely

Safe sex advocates will caution you to keep condoms in a cool, dry place. Storing them in a hot area may lead to damage that could cause unfortunate accidents. You should definitely never leave your condom somewhere hot like on a radiator or the back of the stove for a couple of days, or lying in the sun on the dash of your car.

Preparing for your safe evening.

Trim your fingernails. You don’t want them long enough that they may accidentally tear the condom or scratch your partner’s skin when you are vigorously stretching them before penetration.

Don’t accidentally push a needle or pin through the middle of the condom package before you are planning to use them.

Don’t accidentally conceal pre-damaged condoms near the bed in a drawer or under the blankets where you might accidentally pick them up instead of the fresh one from the package you’ve just opened.

Don’t pre-fill condoms with the lube that looks like cum and tie them up, so that after you pull out (having forgotten to put a condom on, or having accidentally removed it or torn it off before or during sex) you can grab it and act as though you were wearing it when you came, just to make them feel like they are safe.

Have good quality, lubricants on hand, even if they are expensive. Don’t use oil-based products, like baby oil, cooking oil, hand lotion or petroleum jelly (like Vaseline) as lubricants with latex condoms. The oil quickly weakens latex and can cause condoms to break. You should never take an empty latex-safe lubricant container and refill it with one of these products to keep on hand. Especially don’t pre-inject any of these materials into the condom wrapper a few hours ahead of using them as it almost guarantees they will accidentally break within seconds of starting friction.

Using condoms safely.

Open the condom wrapper carefully, being sure not to use your teeth or fingernails to accidentally tear a hole in the condom while opening the package,

Don’t unroll the condom before putting it on the erect penis. It’s far too easy to accidentally damage un unrolled condom before using it, and/or accidentally tear it as you pull it tightly over your penis.

Put the condom on an erect (hard) penis before there is any contact with a partner’s genitals. You shouldn’t convince them to let you penetrate a few times “just to get it wet and lubed and get the natural feeling but pulling out before you cum.” Especially if you actually do cum in them during this process but pretend you didn’t. That would be unsafe.

Apply plenty of safe lubricant, as prepared above. Pushing in dry is dangerous as it often leads to breakage, even if you both know that dry and rough is exactly what your partner wants. 

You should carefully squeeze the air out of the tip of the condom when rolling it over the erect penis and allow space for the semen (cum). Pulling the condom extremely tightly over the end of the penis is increasing the chance of breakage, especially if you’ve accidentally weekend it with your teeth or nails before or during application.

During sex, don’t accidentally pull the condom off just before you penetrate, then after cumming and pulling out quickly pick up the unused condom as though you are just taking it off and quickly discard it so your partner won’t see if there’s any load in it. You certainly shouldn’t practice doing any of that ahead of time in order to improve the likelihood of fooling your partner.

Be responsible. Don’t practice heartfelt declarations of undying love and innocence and saying “I’ve never been with anyone before you” just to convince them to let you go in bare, no matter how good it will feel for both of you.

Don’t drug your partner after sex, or get them so drunk they pass out so that you can fuck them bare while they are unconscious.

Post penetration safe disposal.

The suggested method for disposing of condoms is to pull out quickly after cumming while holding the condom securely around the base of the penis to prevent leakage, then remove the condom carefully and tie it off before putting in the trash. Don’t hold your penis above your partner while accidentally tearing the condom so the cum leaks out and drips into them. If that should accidentally happen, don’t push your penis in a few more times to try to “scoop it out”

Don’t save the condom to use the contents for round two, pouring the cum on the outside of the fresh condom, or directly onto your partner’s hole to act as lube. 

Nor should you turn the used condom inside out and recycle it, with your first load acting as lubricant.

Remember, safe sex is everyone’s responsibility

This article is for entertainment only, and should not be taken as accurate or useful information.