A spectre is haunting me-

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

I'm sorry honey, your among us babies went off to live on a great big farm while you were at summer camp :( I know it's sad but they finally have all the space they need to run around and play and kill. They'll never forget the warm home and care you gave them :)

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system