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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Article published July 14th, 2026

Did you know that if you read the contents of someone's email, you might understand the question that they are asking? If you only read a few words in the email, you may end up thinking they were asking a different question, so your answer will be irrelevant! #funfacts

Also! If this happens to you and you find yourself confused as to what the original question was, you can always go back and read it more thoroughly instead of asking for brand new clarification! It's still in the email thread! #funfacts

So many women are looking for a “masc lesbian” but what they really mean is that they want a top who has their life together lmao

“You got masc vibes even though you are a femme” do I? Or do you just think that confidence and competence are inherently linked to masculinity?

Like if you want someone to top you till you cry then you should just say that. There are many women who can provide, many of them femme.

But also it’s kind of rude to assign gender roles and sexual preferences to someone just because they’re masc. just because she wears a snapback that doesn’t mean she’s a top or able to fix your car or whatever.

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

about to do something slightly petty but if i don't do it i will physically explode. if i am right about the situation, i will be vindicated by this action. and if i am wrong about the situation, at least i will have a solid answer. pray for me

guess who was right. I was right.