Mysterious UFO

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

this post was made by tzeench. He was drunk.

omg it got better while i was gone

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i missed this post

World Heritage Post

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I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet

Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s

This cat just told a bad pun.

I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole

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heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

no move is needed to feel his passion

his moves and passion has exceeded my expectations

thank u lil guy

World Heritage Post

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How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

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aliens stole yo fruit snacks

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years

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*zips pa- wait The Onion has a tumblr account?

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

Yes. Yes it does.

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

#ONLY THE AVATAR #MASTER OF ALL FOUR HOCKEY TYPES

Self-reblog to share the info again, because people in the comments keep thinking this is a Mayan game when it’s not 🤦🏻‍♀️

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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

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I kinda forgot that @evilwizard and @kharak-the-skeleton are two almost totally different blogs lmao

Yo @evilwizard this guy just called you a beast of flesh