Deltarune Character Pokémon Teams Because The Voices Will Not Cease
Kris: Absol, Dipplin, Honedge
ominous presence, red eyes and emo bangs, mostly underserved reputation
Kris likes apples! Oh yeah, and it’s two entities inhabiting the same vessel (probably unimportant dw bout it)
fights with sword and shield + kinda just carries a knife around, final evo has weird fucked up betrayal and destiny themes
Susie: Fraxure, Deino, Riolu
Susiezilla kaiju rep, YOU ARE THE DRAGON, axe imagery/relation
Ch1 King character foil, bites everything (not necessarily aggressively), Lancer resemblance
learning compassion and justice but will still kick your ass in the name of friendship
Ralsei: Marshadow, Xatu, Skiddo✨
hat Ralsei resemblance, “Prince from the Dark”
pink and green, perpetually living in existential fear of the future only they are privy to
white, gold, and green goat— ARE THERE ANY OTHER ASRIELS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? (with pink hooves to match the scarf)
Lancer: Gible, Wynaut, Alolan Grimer
rotund and mischievous w/ dangerous lineage, little dragon (looks up to Susie), DIGDIGDIGDIGDIG
bouncy lil pumpkin, adorably weird, thrives with supportive friends
[splat_sfx.mp3], blue tongue, just the friendliest little goober
Berdly: Golduck✨, Frogadier, Beldum
pre-evo is bright blue bird, shiny isn’t even that cool, nerd bragging rights
obnoxious-looking face, pre-evo is a lil dweeb, Smash Bros tryhard
literally evolves into a living supercomputer (there’s no way Berdly wouldn’t kill for a high end gaming PC)
Noelle: Wyrdeer, Eiscue, Delcatty✨
deer w/ snowy appearance, evolves by repeatedly using one move over and over 💀
anxious and easily caught off guard, Ch2 cardboard box disguise
Cat Petterz, ominous yellow-and-pink cat creature haunting the narrative, nerd bragging rights
King: Hydreigon, Kingambit, Seismitoad
extra mouths + obscured eyes gang, hateful bastard (dude just chill out ffs)
establishes dominance over would-be peers, hardass ruler that issues combat orders to subjects
blue & black + built like a brick shithouse, proud father of a small round goober
Jevil: Spiritomb, Hoopa, Inkay
spinny spinny wheeee, reached by releasing from their prison, out here spreading cursed knowledge
mischievous little shit (with a body count), cross-dimensional shenanigans
the ultimate contrarian, sometimes vaguely malicious, spinny pt2
Queen: Celesteela, Nihilego, Xurkitree
beeeeeg robot woman, based on royalty (Princess Kaguya), built-in rocket boosters
Carol, Queen, and Noelle is LITERALLY just bizarro world Lillie, Nihilego, and Lusamine
werewire vibes like whoa, full Ultra Beast team for the xenomorph lady
Spamton: Perrserker, Sableye, Gimmieghoul
fortitude of steel + stubbornness of dirt, award-losing smile, banned from most establishments
twitchy little goblin, bright reflective eyes, eats valuables, thieving bastard
evolves by convincing some jackass kid to do the legwork, widespread pest, lives in lidded container and accosts passersby, moneymoneymoneymoneymoney
Tenna: Drampa, Rotom, Maushold
the fun grunkle, adores kids, protective w/ a nasty temper, strong and goofy, lives in snow despite being weak to it
smiley ball of energy, embodies old appliances, straight-up first encountered in a staticky CRT
slightly assuages his crippling broken home + divorce trauma 💀
Roaring Knight: Eternatus, Corviknight, Type: Null
vaguely skeletal apocalyptic omen, fights prophesised heroes, if Carol has anything to do with the Knight I’m sure I can make some link to Chairman Rose
It’s literally in the name, number 1 hater is a pink girl with big hair and an oversized weapon, BIRD UP
teams up with troubled teen w/ family issues, if Gaster is involved at all I’m gonna find some scientific hubris link, spits on your offer of friendship
Gerson: Kommo-o, Golett✨, Tinkatuff
cool-ass reptile that will beat your ass
ghost-type, statue battle (energy colouration mirrors Susie’s healing magic blast)
HAMMER TIME, feisty young lesbian with oversized weapon mentorship pt3