old fart in training

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull

SCARY MATH works in a whole different way that scientists don’t understand yet

oracle said if we attack our enemy a mighty empire will die, which bodes fairly well i think

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc

petition for things to stop