Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

My beautiful boyfriend w curly hair has beautiful curly hair and I grab it every day and feel better about everything and then I swing him around by his hair and see where he sticks on the wall like pasta. End tweet

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

Turn up the bassoon

that’s really great man

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood