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the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"
there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time
it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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“Still punk as fuck,” I whisper to myself, as I slide new Orthotic insoles into my Converse. As long as I’m down there, I get them on my feet and tie them. I use this double loop thing my kid taught me when he was in middle school. I’m sure there’s an easier way to keep my shoes tied, but this way has never failed me. And it keeps me connected to my kid, every day. I exhaled, and stood up with a…
the leftism leaving people's bodies when they continue to hound someone over behavior that was accounted for, apologized for, and corrected years ago - people got on board for prison abolition then said "and let's replace that with perpetual ostracization and shame to the point where they can no longer function in society :) this is better because We, The Community, are pushing them toward suicide"
Based on a true story
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.
Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.
Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭
reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust

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[ The Balcony as The Fool's Mate ]
There is a visual quirk I keep seeing in fan art and original art lately where people with are drawing nude people with a hair trail on their stomachs or even their pubes like long animal fur and it is driving me crazy. They all look like partially transformed werewolves or like their lower half is a furry but their upper half is human. I hate it sm.
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Not to be the unhinged theorist in the Locked Tomb fandom but the Resurrection Beasts and Alecto have some peculiar themes that just tie too perfectly into radiation.
Like the blue light with Varun. Because if theres a real world example of a haunting blue light you never want to see in person ever, it's this:
Also, Nona does not want and probably can't really eat, which is both a running gag but also one of the first sympthoms after somebody gets radiation poisoning. And at the end of the book, her condition deteriorates.
And even from a narrative point of view: John Gaius used to be a scientist. He wanted to save everyone. He also kinda took the soul of the earth. He embodies powers that, if kept in check, can help many but they can also spell untold destruction. It just works. The resurrection beasts and their rampage basically being the equivalent of a melting reactor would mean it is still John's fault and it fucking is so I will just keep believing it.
Mercy describes Varun as "blue like Loveday's eyes", and Gideon compares Cytherea's (aka Loveday's) eyes to "electromagnetic radiation" specifically.
And there are debatably implications they were working with radiation in the first place for the cryo project! From the sound of everything combined, probably testing that the frozen people shipped off to Tau Ceti would be good to survive the radiation of space, and they'd gotten it up to an estimated 92% chance of success without significant lasting damage for the average person, but to get to those numbers, they'd wound up with a whole mess of very irradiated corpses. Which was why they were going to have so much trouble disposing of them, and when John talks about just burying them he sarcastically mutters "you would've loved that", and why the general population was so freaked out by how Scary it sounded, and why John got blacklisted from a lot of shit (despite having been the one to insist on clearance from Asia-Pacific Environmental!). He describes the latter specifically as "I was irradiated." And we do know how Muir loves layered meanings, especially through John!
And I mean. Necromancy in general is fossil fuels 2.0, so making the RBs nuclear feels right. And!! There's my recent theory that the whole solar system is A SYSTEM, effectively like the sun as a brain and the planets as organs for one big body, with all of them innately connected, but with or without that take, we know at minimum there's a lot of sun association with John and Alecto. So there's nuclear fusion too!
Someone in the comments said something about fusion and fision. I think there are parallels between that and the idea of thanergy/thalergy. The violent removal of a soul from its body always produces a revenant. The violent splitting of two parts of a whole generates vast amounts of energy. Only the nine houses planets produce death energy. The planets that were violently split into two parts.
Oh god, this connects SO many dots in my own terrifying Megatheorum. I won't even fit this in one reblog, because this is taking forever to write - but I think it's worth it.
On Tor's website, TLT is listed as Scifi/Fantasy. However, when forced to choose, Tor picks Scifi above all. This is HUGE, because even with all the necromancy and fantasy elements of The Locked Tomb, the publisher looked at the series and said "No, this is scifi." Ergo: the "magical" elements must have a basis in science.
Now, spiritual/religious elements (souls etc) can exist alongside science without much issue. But if you're manipulating physical objects in a real-world environment, you have to explain it in a way that could conceivably track with scientific theory as it functions in the real world. You can extrapolate from there.
So. In GtN, we enter a world of fantasy tropes and Regency-era hand wringing about social morés.... but we also see Palamedes tear his hair out about dating Canaan; how nothing seems to fit a reasonable timeline. In real life, scientists use radiometric dating in geology & archeology to determine the age of objects. (also, do necromantic (or irradiated) interactions with objects impart additional radiation? I don't know!!)
TLDR; You can tear the soul out of a planet, but the actual tearing process needs to make enough sense to pass muster in the Scifi world. Nuclear fusion is a great candidate, as mentioned by @oh-jod-dammit and @championofdnd and is supported by the text ("the soul was like a tiny atom bomb"). God, it's right there.
This, of course, raises some questions.
If necromancy is related to radiation, what power does Alecto/Earth impart to John that allows him control of (assumingly) irradiated corpses? and WHY? What about him was so fucking special? Sure, he was trying to get humans off Earth for its own sake, presumably by testing radiation shielding for long-range space flight. (aka the problem with pregnancy is you have to worry about irradiation for fetuses or reproductive organs. probably.)
But how is John a better ally than an eco-warrior or biologist or any number of scientists that were presumably trying to save the Earth? Alecto (allegedly) said she chose him. How did he bring himself to her attention? If we keep following this logic, how did radiation connect them?
I'm tired. Let's review some facts from both sides.
.Electromagnetic Radiation is produced by stars and other celestial bodies.
.Planets, people, and stars emit different types of radiation.
.Planets and people are proven to have souls, which can be removed from the body by force.
.Do stars have souls?? The sun?? The Moon in the Fucking Sky??? (where is the Moon, btw??)
.Does radiation serve as a connection to a different dimension? Are radio waves a bridge to The River? Did John tear a hole in spacetime and make some kind of wormhole?
"you were the noise that was everywhere" thats RADIO WAVES. tamsyn muir I will GET YOU
This is why Wake is wearing a Haz suit in the River Bubble, btw. She only started experiencing negative effects when the suit was punctured. (right?). It's why The Eggs All Died. It's why flipped planets slowly mutate. RADIATION. I love y'all.
The stupid First House robes? They're a fucking PRISM. Electromagnetic Radiation is visible light!! GODDAMN!!!
And here's where I leave this for a breather. My original document got corrupted somehow. probably the radiation :(
Okay @oh-jod-dammit brought up some REALLY interesting things in the comments that set my brain on fire
On Wake:
Ya gotta ask - Why was Wake wearing the Haz suit before she died? On the Ninth, her body is found wearing a life support suit as an outer layer, but that's different. This suggests she was possibly wearing the Haz suit underneath - to protect against what?
Also, good catch with Jod being chosen/unchosen! I think it's more like -
Jod is very close to the electromagnetic spectrum through his work with irradiated corpses
So close that he, a living person, is able to “make waves” in the EM field - aka influence physical reactions, like moving/manipulating bodies.
This work puts him closer to whatever plane the souls reside in (The River) and thereby Alecto.
That's what brings John (unknowingly) to her attention; he *was* chosen by her (“I picked you to change, and this is how you repay me?”) BUT she had no idea he would force a connection through the opening made by the death of “the nun” (which, btw: pre-resurrection, Christabel is never given a first letter like M– or A– ; only “The nun” or “M– ‘s nun”).
If John had stopped at physical manipulation - kept curing cancer, found a way to heal the earth using EM waves, etc, he never would have broken through. But by cracking the “atom bomb” of a soul that was the “missing link,” John forced a door to open between the physical plane and The River/astral plane. He may have pushed a ton of EM waves/radiation through the hole while cycling the power back through himself (?)
"I was looking at the code, I knew why I hadn't been able to see anything.” Radio waves would cause a lot of interference, yeah?
Random additional thoughts:
Wherefore the missing people? Well, per John, he “snapped up” a large percentage of humanity before the nuclear warheads hit, although he phrases it as a kindness. I don't know if that means he claims some kind of ownership over those souls. This is a wobbly guess from me.
The reason the Houses don't have much in the way of technology is because the radiation renders it null. Otherwise they'd definitely have SOMETHING after 10,000 years. You can't just kill everyone who ever had the idea for an internet.
Again, WHERE IS THE MOON. We see no references to it at all.
Y'all are bringing up some great points, keep 'em coming! My original Megatheorum included most of this, but I had no scientific explanation that fit the clues. So far Electromagnetic Radiation is the *best* fit I've found that explains Tor's Scifi designation while matching the text provided.
FYI, my knowledge of EMR is based in astronomy, one of my finest hyperfixations. However I have no schooling in such and am going largely by Wikipedia articles and sheer determination.
Something to add about the blue glow: this is due to Cherekov radiation in which a charged particle is emitted and passes through a high dielectric medium at speeds greater than the speed of light. The most common example is an electron moving uber fast through water like it would in an underwater nuclear reactor.
Something I was thinking about recently is that the other time we really discuss Cherenkov radiation is "the blue flash" during criticality experiments/accidents. So at Los Alamos National Lab there were two experiments that went critical (started the fission chain reaction) back in the 1940's (interestingly, these both occurred after the end of WW2). There was one scientist - Harry Daghlian - who decided to do an experiment at the end of the workday without anyone around and without notifying anyone and dropped the tungsten block he was holding (the block was meant to reflect neutrons back onto the core so they could make measurements about what happens as you get close to criticality). It set of the chain reaction and he was heavily irradiated. He died 2-3 weeks after the incident. He reports having seen a flash of blue light when the block dropped. A few months later, Louis Slotin was showing his successor how to do an experiment really quick at the end of the day (do we see a pattern here?) and asked the other scientists to pause their work for a few minutes so he could do this demonstration real quick ("we'll be done in 20 min"). The experiment had two hemispheres of neutron-reflecting material to - again - make measurements about criticality. Importantly, the top hemisphere had a hole so you could hold the dome more easily. And so Slotin was using a screwdriver to keep the hemispheres apart (they had an SOP to use like wooden wedges that you could slide forward and backwards to lower the top slowly or quickly push back up but this was a quick demonstration so hey let's just use this handy screwdriver) and the screwdriver slipped. Slotin quickly pulled the top hemisphere off to stop the chain reaction and saw that same blue light. He died 9 days later.
So as someone working in the field, and obsessed with TLT, when I saw this post, a lot of things clicked (so THSNK YOU OMG). I also want to note a couple things that might not be relevant but I think are interesting and cool. Both these criticality accidents occured with the same plutonium core ( nicknamed "the demon core" bc it was involved with both criticality incidents) which makes me think about the fact that it seems like Varun has killed the most lyctors over the years. And just keeps coming back. A few years after the second incident, LANL tried replicating the Slotin incident using robotic arms and like pulleys ( bro it was like 1946 I don't know what they were using but they were trying to do these experiments remotely so avoid irradiating people up close again) and they didn't see the blue light! But that's supposed to be a recurring thing in criticality incidents! (Also, the core didn't seem to go critical when they did this remotely! What?!!! Eventually, they figured out that the guy had his thumb in the hole to hold the top and his thumb blocked an escape route for the neutrons and reflected enough back to make the thing go critical - crazy right>!?!) They realized that the blue light was Cherenkov radiation which has to go through a *dielectric* medium - air is not, but water is. SO the blue light is the result of the electrons hitting the liquid in the eyes!!!!! DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?!!! Damn Tamsyn, didn't realize I would need my friggin phd to understand your books. But this is so fucking genius.
Also, have we already noted that the way necromancers are described (thin, frail, waif-like, almost like they're wasting away) is similar to the way people are described with radiation poisoning? On another note, there's like a running thing in superhero comics of gaining special powers when bitten by radioactive spiders or wading through radioactive sludge etc?
Cute Bluestreak panel from IDW, the other two were tossed in to keep it company.

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