Random Ramblings

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I misread this as yearning rises from the flour, and thought, "yeah, because it needs a little yeast."

In case anyone needs some things this group provides.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

How does this have under 1k notes

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

Happy 4th of July fellow Americans

That is funny as shit.

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

keeping ur glasses clean are the fucking worst thing ever thats why i avoid wearing them and never see SHIT!!!!

Same. I'm sitting on the couch with no glasses and a grumpy cat on my lap.

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Let's go! Half way there with two weeks to go.

One side has monkeys and tigers and elephants and capybaras, the other? Squirrels and deer

Have you seen a moose, megafauna are cool.

I live in the US and one of the things that really reframed the way I think about animals was when someone I knew in Brazil posted a picture of a marmoset hanging out outside their window and I realized that monkeys were to them what squirrels are to me. Recently a friend in Hungary sent a picture they took at the zoo of a raccoon and it was like my worldview was being shifted all over again because what was to me the mildly annoying, somewhat cute, critter that makes weird noises behind my house at night was a wonder to someone else. They have little hands and bandit masks. They wash their little hands. How is that NOT a wonder? All animals are cool I’m just used to raccoons.

Everything is cool, it's just that when you're familiar with something you can become desensitized to its coolness.

I enjoy being neighbors with the raccoons measurably more than Crazy Jim from down the road because I don't speak Raccoon. I can't get stuck in line while waiting to vote and have to politely listen to Raccoon Conspiracy Theories. On the plus side, he did make sure a garbage company didn't illegally park their trucks behind a house in our neighborhood.