Random Ramblings

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

keeping ur glasses clean are the fucking worst thing ever thats why i avoid wearing them and never see SHIT!!!!

Same. I'm sitting on the couch with no glasses and a grumpy cat on my lap.

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Let's go! Half way there with two weeks to go.

One side has monkeys and tigers and elephants and capybaras, the other? Squirrels and deer

Have you seen a moose, megafauna are cool.

I live in the US and one of the things that really reframed the way I think about animals was when someone I knew in Brazil posted a picture of a marmoset hanging out outside their window and I realized that monkeys were to them what squirrels are to me. Recently a friend in Hungary sent a picture they took at the zoo of a raccoon and it was like my worldview was being shifted all over again because what was to me the mildly annoying, somewhat cute, critter that makes weird noises behind my house at night was a wonder to someone else. They have little hands and bandit masks. They wash their little hands. How is that NOT a wonder? All animals are cool I’m just used to raccoons.

Everything is cool, it's just that when you're familiar with something you can become desensitized to its coolness.

I enjoy being neighbors with the raccoons measurably more than Crazy Jim from down the road because I don't speak Raccoon. I can't get stuck in line while waiting to vote and have to politely listen to Raccoon Conspiracy Theories. On the plus side, he did make sure a garbage company didn't illegally park their trucks behind a house in our neighborhood.

My grandfather worked for CSX (which for people who don't know, Chesapeake-Ohio->Chessie->CSX->not sure what they are now). He was part of a bridge repair crew. There was a job they were doing that took a few months that happened to be near a school so the guys would make sure to sing "I've been working on the Railroad" when the littlest ones had recess.

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

World Heritage Post

Tempted to watch it, if only to see a Caillou coded character violently murdered.

It's true.

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

reblogging.

I don't know why, but I feel called out by this.