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I made a strawpage ig?
consumerofshorthomies's strawpage
go check it out?

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Simon was maybe a bit too cocky when Grace asked him if they could wrestle... π€
(Ref image under cut) - (edit : I fucked up his left foot)
masculine looking cishet guy wearing an βask me about my pronounsβ shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that theyβre he/him.
This is what we want when we say cis people should explore their gender too. Get excited about it! Euphoria is awesome! Find what you love about being you and embrace it wholeheartedly!
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#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??Β
Good question, also no that wonβt help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the βbottomβ edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesnβt slide out of your hand that easily, youβre wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from itβs resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, thatβs bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok
Necessary and sufficient

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okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button
which button do you press
Red π΄
Blue π΅
aaaaand, new scenario:
A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survivesβexcept for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill
which button do you press
red π΄
blue π΅
green π’
congratulations, red voters, you impotent, psychopathic freaks, you successfully failed to kill anyone
congratulations, blue voters, you bleeding-heart numbskulls, you killed green. thatβs 30 percent of the population, dumbasses
congratulations, green votersβyou gambling-addicted, greedy, grubby pigsβon getting a whole βcrisp dollar billβ and on being dead. i hope it was worth it
shame, too⦠if green had won you all could have survived, with no blood on your hands; plus, i was going to give humanity the cure for cancer. oh well... watcha gonna do
KILLING ME
This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft
Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft
my stepson training to kill me
too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world
the moderate/neutral pervert
Just be you. There's no extra points to be gained from existing at the endpoint of a binary.
ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon
cube that ate a bee
cube that ate a cheese

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.
For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:
Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something
think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
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Part 1 / Part2 / Part 3 / Part 4
Part 5/5 - "Ah, Adrian understand. Simon grace perverts, like rocky, statement."
Aaaand I think that's the end of this specific bloodymary on the rocks series but I'm so captivated by them there will definitely be more art coming.