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look man, it's bot a weird thing, I swear, I swear, I just have eczema and I cry a lot, please, I swear it's jot a weird thing, believe me
Tabletop rpg games are fun. Randomly remembered an anecdote from someone's game - their game was in a fantasy setting, one of the characters was some type of beastfolk, whose teeth are like shark teeth, sharp and constantly regenerating. This character was also lawful good and stoically dignified about enduring unfair prejudice against their people.
Another character was chaotic neutral, can't recall their background but this one figured out that the beastfolk one's teeth looked very similar to the teeth of some monster whose teeth are also worth a lot of money.
So every single time before the party entered any kind of settlement that could have exotic goods trade, the players of these two characters would roll for nonlethal combat - the chaotic neutral bastard would attack the beastfolk one armed with a pair of pliers, determined to pluck out one of their teeth in order to sell it.
So the rest of the party just had to put up with the regular slapfights, of an unstoppable force of "hey come on fuck you give me your teeth" vs. immovable object of "no fuck you stop scamming people with my teeth."
stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr
Ok, so I was reading this news story:
So far so normal, right? But then:
Like what. And then:
Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.Â
well would you look at that
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âIâm too old toââ
WRONG.
You are above ground and breathing.
Do the thing.
Minecraft caves are so dark broâŚ
i really need to shake some people and say âbeing passive in every situation does not mean you are not making active choices and it does not absolve you from harming others. consistently choosing to do nothing in every situation and believing that you couldnât have possibly been the problem because you chose inaction and not a more agressive approach can in fact also be harmful.â because this keeps happening and its driving me nuts

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I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and Iâll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.Â
i would describe his demeanor that second time as âincredulousâ
What the fuck who drinks that
itâs such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. itâs the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkinâ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little youâre not even sure if youâve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life
shaving isnât even like remotely close to the biggest issue feminism needs to tackle but itâs just astonishing to me how the most lukewarm bare minimum of normalizing natural body hair on women is met with such pushback from âprogressivesâ on here. like thatâs why i keep bringing it up. like if you fucks canât get behind âwomen shouldnât feel like they have to shave and shouldnât be groomed into shavingâ then what the hell can you be counted on for? nothing, clearly
I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I'm playing, that they will shit on them.
So now I just make shit up when they try to "catch me out" and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn't even exist. It's a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.
âwhat does the woman who shaves gain from not shavingâ i donât know, an extra 3+ hours of free time a week? peace of mind and comfort in her femininity? not having nicks and cuts and ingrowns all the time? having a healthier skin barrier? do people think at all whatsoever before saying shit on my posts?

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thinking about grace, shame, and his utter failure at traditionally masculine heterosexual achievement on Earth and smiling real big
[Freeze frame in the middle of an amazingly wild chase scene of some poor soggy bastard getting chased by an enraged crowd]
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering what's going on, and how I got into this situation in the first place."
[The stop unfreezes for a few seconds as this terrified target takes a few more desperate running steps, pausing again just as someone is about to grab his ankle]
"Well, the truth is, I still actually don't know what this was about. But I do know how I got here: I can never resist an angry mob. Now watch me get this fucker."
[the seizing hand grabs the runner by the ankle, he falls down and proceeds to get unceremoniously beaten to death. The protagonist brushes the dust off their clothes and the rest of the movie continues normally. The killing at the beginning scene is never mentioned again.]