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Scare actor Simon thoughts 👀
• Grace HATES horror. He jumps at everything. He’s fascinated by the science behind scary movies but if he watches anything even remotely scary, he has to watch cartoons or something to be able to sleep.
• Simon is ex-military and absolutely loves horror. Something happened while he was deployed which causes him to lose his arm.
• The haunt is lowkey based off the one I work. We donate the money to a local charity that helps families with a child who has a medical issue. The charity helps them pay medical bills, housing costs, etc. which is why Simon picked them to work for. It’s also one where they can grab you (this comes into play later)
• Simon’s character is lowkey based off of Fryboy and Archer (sliders at Hershey Park). His outfit/makeup is Archer’s style just without the undershirt 🤭
• Grace’s reaction to being scared is to fight 😭 Colt scares him and ends up with a broken nose and black eye once. Jody is pissed because they were in the middle of filming when it happens
• Colt doesn’t tell Grace where they’re going when he takes Grace to the haunt. He loves seeing Grace get scared.
• Simon sees Grace at the beginning of the haunt and is like “oh he’s cute… That’s my next target to scare”. Grace isn’t paying attention because he, Colt, and Jody are talking through a small section of the haunt and when Simon goes to grab him, Grace doesn’t hesitate, punches Simon and then pins Simon to the ground.
• Simon is like “oh fuck that’s hot. Why is that so hot? The cute, nerdy looking guy just hit me and pinned me” Grace is apologizing profusely. Simon does have to go to the medical tent so Grace offers to go with him.
Hating trans men is transphobic even if you "hate all men". You wouldn't hate me if I wasnt trans, you wouldn't hate me if I was still a woman. My transition made you hate me. And that has a fucking name.
Anonymous, Lesbian Ethics, Volume 3 No. 3, (1989), Guerilla Feminism
Also if you’re going to commit vandalism don’t dress suspicious, if you need to carry more supplies than you can carry in your hands a nondescript bag will be your best friend, make sure you have an excuse prepared for if someone sees you, and if you want to put something up high like a street light be sure you and whoever you’re with practices getting to high places before you go out
And I can’t stress enough to figure out what areas have security cameras before you go out, make sure you’re in an area without cameras or that you stay in the cameras blind spots, but it helps to go scope things out a day or two before so you can plan
i suggest having fun with it
I guess the reason all that Backrooms stuff has never really fazed me is because I worked in on-site networking support for a while, and literally every city's downtown district is just Like That once you get off the beaten path. Not just the really big cities, either; the one I'm currently living in has a population of less than 250 000 – metro area included – and a downtown area about six blocks across, and the service corridors still manage to do some House of Leaves shit. At one point I was trying to map the route of a misbehaving network cable, started out in a shopping mall parking garage, and ended up surfacing in the basement of the casino across the street. Totally unsecured – apparently neither the mall's administration nor the casino's managers knew that particular service corridor existed.
Like, I once bumped into a fully stocked and operational Coke machine in an unlit maintenance corridor twenty feet below ground level. Its display lighting was the only illumination for a hundred yards in either direction. I don't even know what it was plugged into.
Somewhere below this city there's a room the size of a high school gymnasium filled floor to ceiling with rotting mattresses. I've seen it with my own eyes – and, more importantly, smelled it with my own nose. I can't recommend the experience.
(That last one isn't even mysterious. The room in question is within easy walking distance of the basement of a major hotel, if you know where you're going; I imagine the hotel started stashing their old mattresses there at some point rather than pay to have them hauled away, and over the ensuing decades the situation got out of hand.)
In response to a couple of recurring questions in the notes:
I don't have any experience with the weirder corners of university campuses – my work in that particular job just never happened to take me there. I did, however, once have to do a cable trace in the basement of a former Christian elementary school. It had haphazardly been subdivided into numerous tiny rooms, some as little as ten feet across, with no central hallways or apparent floor plan. Every single room was, for reasons that were and remain unclear to me, full of broken kitchen appliances. One room in particular contained an enormous industrial freezer unit that was larger in its smallest dimension than any of the doors leading to it. Was it delivered in pieces and assembled on site? Did they build the room around it? That one still bothers me a little bit.
No, I did not drink the Morlock Tunnel Coke. What are you, nuts?
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thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that
I think this is one of the most beautiful centipedes I've ever seen :0
Tail close-up
i think its telling that a lot of people see a "racist phase" as an unfortunate little character flaw like its not bizarre as fuck to have a phase where you hate Black people or downplay their suffering bc its funny to you.
like i firmly believe people can change and grow, but the way that nonblacks are so quick to go "its not a big deal" to every instance of someone having a history of racism is frustrating. especially because they'll see it as a single instance, just petty drama, and never stop to think about how tiring it is to find out over and over with different people that someone you thought was a decent person had a phase where they thought your oppression was hilarious, exaggerated, or even deserved.
(and as a side note, a lot of you need to realize that racism isn't solely saying "i hate Black people!!!" overtly- its much more pervasive and seemingly innocuous than yall seem to think and people point this out over and over but it seems to be a brand new idea every time this rolls up again.)
and like, people always get to grow out of these phases and laugh about them like its a piece of silly trivia, meanwhile the people affected by these phases then and now are told to be quiet about even just being disappointed. and a lot of the times nonblacks will exaggerate a mild expression of disappointment as a violent "cancelling" or dramastarting.
just stop treating racism like a accident to giggle at :/ people aren't perfect, but racism towards Black people more often than not is deliberate, and people are allowed to be disappointed by it
are u guys hearing this
(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)
Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes
I turned sound on, held my phone up to my ear and said very politely "oh! those are some wonderful noises!"
are u guys hearing this
(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)
Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

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If it purrs like a cat, stretches like a cat, and has cute triangle ears like a cat, then it just might be me
incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
let me be agonizingly clear
when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"
YOU
ARE
CALLING
YOURSELF
A
NAZI
Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.
A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."
Take the internet away from those middle schoolers
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I don't know if finding you teacher's borderline pornographic/illegal/confusing past is a common experience, but to me it happened more than once
The transfeminized are more important to support than a whiny cunt complaining that he's not getting the spotlight while trans women are literally constantly fucking killed, tmes should all permanently go away istg
lets see the checklist:
✓ calling trans men whiny for speaking about their issues
✓ use of stereotypically gendered insult
✓ implying trans mens issues are less important or don’t exist
yep that’s a transphobe 👍
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

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I’ve had enough
Any Miis With Bright Ideas regarding island design WillBe Shot
Which twin would most likely kill a man?
Stan Pines
Ford Pines
i mean. even in this gif, stan is threatening to punch the guy and ford is threatening to SHOOT HIM