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Let's make an oc!
Make a blorbo for me
Male
Female
Non-binary
This will be a series. This is part 1. Imma draw the character once I got everything lol. Also comment what other stuff I should do for the character
@greenbunny7
@chaseerr0rcode
@cameforstuff
@tinfoil-jones
@consumerofshorthomies
@willapines618
@tigersharktheautisticseawing
@nico-the-overlord
@car9723-t
@sunshine-snake
@yourlocalavian
@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
@ezziethelezzie
@reginald-fillibus
@angst-is-love-angst-is-life
@negative-speedforce
@finnslay
@lavendermoon48
@thenoellebird
@weedletum
@noodlesandchips
@babyblankyerror
@0-amateur-writer-0
@themeeperscreepers
@dollydewdrop
@crypticmushroom
@biggirlscantcry
@mxshrimp
@moonstorm-wof
@confusion-personified
@goblinofthelaboratory
@the-love-giver
@thecluelessdoctor
@rayyanishere1
@left-lateral-incisor
@i-hate-you3000
PERSONALITY
Personality
Insane/Eccentric
Grumpy
Compassionate
Depressed
@greenbunny7
@chaseerr0rcode
@cameforstuff
@tinfoil-jones
@consumerofshorthomies
@willapines618thesecond
@tigersharktheautisticseawing
@nico-the-overlord
@lunathetunaaa
@car9723-t
@hellohellohellohellohello3579
@yourlocalavian
@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
@ezziethelezzie
@reginald-fillibus
@angst-is-love-angst-is-life
@negative-speedforce
@finnslay
@lavendermoon48
@thenoellebird
@weedletum
@noodlesandchips
@babyblankyerror
@0-amateur-writer-0
@themeeperscreepers
@dollydewdrop
@crypticmushroom
@biggirlscantcry
The people have spoken.. Compassionate fella.
Personality: Mars is a charming, sweet,friendly,sociable,and understanding person. They're known to be fun and extroverted,he can seamlessly fit into various groups and conversations just by mimicking everyone's speech patterns and pretending to be interested in what they're saying. They deal with situations with tact and precision. They know exactly what to say,what people want to hear. They can be quite considerate when they need to be. They give people patience and understanding if they need it or simply a listening ear if they prefer. They rehearse conversations,they change their tone and volume based on what others prefer,thy act differently around different people, they're more or less vocal about their general needs depending on the company they have,and many more. Mars is a generally kind and compassionate person. They enjoy hearing what other people have to say,they help people whenever they can. They're always ready to offer a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on,even towards complete strangers. Complete strangers that they manage to come across in the streets or whenever they go out and upon seeing them upset,they immediately get the instinct to comfort them. Kindness is second nature to them. They often offer people advice for their problems and they gladly take their advice,which proves to be effective more often than not. People find it easy to talk to them about anything since they're completely patient and understanding. They listen without any judgement,they tend to be calm and collected at all times. Everyone praises them for being such a good (unofficial) counselor and they brush it off as them just "being there for people when they need it".
@greenbunny7
@chaseerr0rcode
@cameforstuff
@tinfoil-jones
@consumerofshorthomies
@willapines618thesecond
@tigersharktheautisticseawing
@nico-the-overlord
@lunathetunaaa
@car9723-t
@hellohellohellohellohello3579
@yourlocalavian
@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
@ezziethelezzie
@reginald-fillibus
@angst-is-love-angst-is-life
@negative-speedforce
@finnslay
@lavendermoon48
@thenoellebird
@weedletum
@noodlesandchips
@babyblankyerror
@0-amateur-writer-0
@themeeperscreepers
@dollydewdrop
@crypticmushroom
@biggirlscantcry
BACKSTORY
How much trauma do they have?
Orphan,no friends,hated by everyone
Mentor that dies in the end
Betrayed by best friend
Normal white suburban childhood
This one was actually suggested by @greenbunny7 so shout out to them for coming up with this lol.
@chaseerr0rcode
@cameforstuff
@tinfoil-jones
@consumerofshorthomies
@willapines618thesecond
@tigersharktheautisticseawing
@nico-the-overlord
@lunathetunaaa
@car9723-t
@hellohellohellohellohello3579
@yourlocalavian
@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
@ezziethelezzie
@reginald-fillibus
@angst-is-love-angst-is-life
@negative-speedforce
@finnslay
@lavendermoon48
@thenoellebird
@weedletum
@noodlesandchips
@babyblankyerror
@0-amateur-writer-0
@themeeperscreepers
@dollydewdrop
@crypticmushroom
@biggirlscantcry
Muscular boyfriend 😔
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the most realest not human guys you could imagine
So every year, my aquarium does a captive lobster hatchery project (hence all the loblings). The reason we’re doing it is because in the wild, loblings only have a 1 in 25,000 chance of surviving their larval phase. They’re plankton as babies and everything eats them. Additionally, as the Gulf of Maine warms, they are having even lower survival rates because the blooms of copepods they feed on as babies are happening earlier in the year, and they’re missing it.
Obviously, the goal of this experiment is to grow the lobsters until they’re big enough to settle to the seabed and then release them, because they have a much higher likelihood of surviving to adulthood when they’re able to hide. Ideally, captive lobster hatcheries can boost the wild population and keep things stable, so we don’t have a major crash in a decade or two.
The first year we tried this was pretty bad. We had a lot of eggs, but very few babies. It turned out that the CO2 levels in the building spiked as more guests visited throughout the summer, and that settled into the water and threw off the pH and caused a chemical reaction that prevented a lot of the eggs from hatching. I think we ended up releasing three baby lobsters (which is still better than their wild survival rate but not great).
The second year was a little better. We added a de-gasser to the aquarium and got a ton of larval lobsters, but right as they were settling to the bottom we had a disease outbreak that killed most of them. We ended up releasing four babies at the end of the season.
But this year? Oh boy. We have so many lobsters that we had to release the first round early (usually we wait till September or October so guests can see them). We just released a total of FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE baby lobsters, and we still have over a hundred who haven’t settled to the bottom yet. I genuinely don’t even have words to explain how cool this is. OVER FIVE HUNDRED. We just added hundreds of lobsters to the wild population that wouldn’t have been there otherwise.
Conservation is so fucken sick
the perpetual discord call
Do you nibble the corner of the sprite baggy and suck it like a syrup nipple
that's what you have to do with water sachets yeah but i never tried it on the sprite because the bag exploded while i was carrying it around
wait do americans know about water sachets. this is how water is sold in some places. in a little baggie. that you chew the corner off and then slurp it. thumbs up

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honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth
I miss my bed, even my currently work bed would suffice, it would be better than this
Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.
it's fucking visible
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It is fun to learn.
Hey what the fuck
You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her
Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork:
Here's some summer advice from a guy who worked in skincare:
-you need to wear sunscreen if youre going out in the sun. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You don't need the expensive designer stuff but please just wear sun protection.
-you still need sunscreen if you are black or dark-skinned. Not only can you still sunburn, but direct UV light exposure also increases your risk of skin cancer, no matter how much melanin you have. There's tons of brands out there that are made for darker skin tones that don't leave that ashy finish behind, you just need to know the terms to look for. Look for the words "tinted, matte, mattifying," and shea butter-based sunscreens. There's also lots of brands that are formulated with your skin tone in mind. I don't have any to recommend unfortunately because I don't have experience needing that, but I know they are out there.
-if youre very hairy and cream sunscreens get caught in your body hair and glob up, get a spray sunscreen instead. It'll get in all the nooks and crannies instead of getting caught in your hair. Spray sunscreens are also good for those who have troubles with the effort and time it takes to put on sunscreen. Just make sure you spray it in a well ventilated area or, better yet, under cover outside, like on a porch or balcony.
-dont believe the fearmongering about chemical sunscreens. They're much more reliably protective than mineral sunscreens are. Thats because theyre chemically formulated in lab settings to be consistently protective and keep on shelves for long periods of time, while mineral sunscreens have a bad habit of ingredient separation and uneven formula mixes. Really, unless youre swimming directly in the great barrier reef or you have a specific skin condition or allergy to the ingredients in chemical sunscreens (the only customer i actually recommended our mineral sunscreen to over our chemical one was a regular who had skin cancer), you don't need a mineral sunscreen. Your wallet will also suffer less.
-you might have to double cleanse in the shower to get all sunscreen residue off your skin. Thats a good thing actually, it means your sunscreen is really good at barrier protection, but its also annoying. The way to do this without drying out your skin too much is by doing one quick cleanse of your skin with about half the soap you's typically use just to loosen up that residue and dirt, and then another deep, proper clean like you usually would that will get it all off. While leftover residue isn't really a health risk at all, it can clog your pores over time and cause uncomfortable acne breakouts, as well as trap dust and dirt under all the gunk. It can also get on your bedsheets.
-if you double cleanse, I recommend moisturizing after because it does dry you out a bit. You don't need a big fancy designer moisturizer either, just go to the drug store and get their basic pump bottle of body lotion, and separate facial moisturizer (the separation matters, the skin on your face is a lot more thin and delicate than the skin on your body). The main thing you want to look for with any product is that you arent allergic or sensitive to the active ingredients and avoid anything that uses alcohol as a binding ingredient.
-hats, hats, hats!! They keep the sun out of your eyes and your face!! You cant put sunscreen on your eyeballs!! Wear hats!!
-go have fun!! You can have your beach days and sun fun without cancer risks!!
and if you think "what's the big deal? I don't even sunburn that much!"
neither did my mother but she still had to have most of her upper lip reconstructed after skin cancer removal surgery last year
wear your sunscreen
IN THE WOODS WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR 1 HOUR AND 15 MINUTES, THANK YOU AO3 FOR WORKING ON ONE BAR
i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

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consider this a prologue to a prologue
(more zooms and details under the cut)
youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing
It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.