I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

why do only vitamins get to be gummies i want gummy shark adderall peach ring antidepressants

for april fools one year, hayden texts ilya, "do you think the centaurs have [insert hayden salary/space]?" and doesn't answer any follow-up questions and it haunts ilya every day. the chances of hayden pike joining your hockey team are low but never zero.

I like the idea of Luca consistently being the only witness to all of Hollanov’s insanity and truly not knowing whether it’s accidental or psychological warfare. Like, Ilya is bleeding profusely from the mouth after a hit on the ice and the husbands are dragging behind a little on the way to the locker room. Only, exactly as Luca glances back at them, he sees Shane opening his mouth and leaning in and, as he watches, Ilya fucking spits in it.

and the fuck of it all is i will never see internet defend a fat women as vehemently as it defends sick thin women #iwonderwhy

& i am not saying women struggling with ED don't deserve grace but there is something so insidious about the way you'll see so many people turn our worry about their physical & mental health into "it's their body" "it's their choice" "she's just naturally that thin" etc arguments. they'll swear up & down about how we are being invasive & anti-feminist but a mid or plus woman cannot exist in public eye without being called 5 different insults for just existing. like no i am not being parasocial by noticing how suddenly every female celebrity is bony thin, yes they're the victims of this system too but we have to call this trend out & stop it right here to free them from this torment as well. i do not want little girls to grow up with the same "nothing tastes better than how skinny feels" trend. let's all be more critical of what pop culture pushes as a norm okay?

im not gonna be reblogging pics of hudcon in toronto because it makes me feel yucky but i will Look.

many of you have uncles that died tragically

everyone’s telling me how their uncle died 😭 never change tumblr

i just imagine the oldies at david’s mcgill hockey team is jealous as fuck like what do you MEAN his son and son in law are THE HOCKEY GUYS like the best ones. some of them tried to get their child to date a hockey player and didn’t even succeed but david hollander not only is the father of the best hockey player but also the father in law of the other best hockey player??? i swear he’s living the dream of some of his old teammates they hate to see a uni reunion coming

If you don't treat Belly with the same reverence and eroticism that's given to Titties what are you even doing

a side effect of the fact that shane and ilya are not just husbands but also best friends is that i do in fact believe that shane calls ilya "dude" sometimes. he's a jock !! he's a jock and that's his best friend and the coolest and funniest person he knows like yes that's his man but that's also his dude !