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I don’t care if you hate Hayden. In canon he is one of the best allies in the books, bar his admittedly shitty behavior in that dinner short story which he learns from. Almost all of those “characters” that you say are better than Hayden are basically canon ocs that you gave fandom stock personalities to because apparently the only way to be a true ally is to be a big goofy himbo who treats Roz like a bro and worships Shane like the god of hockey. You think Shane wants to be friends with a bunch of big goofy himbos who worship the ground he walks on? That’s uncomfortable as shit! He’d rather take his steady friends who support him and treat him like a person. A friend who acts like a real fucking person, with flaws and misunderstandings and an imperfect understanding of him. But who tries anyway.