viver é bom

i FW trees and grass

imagine being stuart skinner bro. you’re a goalie in edmonton and you play with mcdavid and draisaitl but everyone hates you then you get TRADED and suddenly you’re having beers and getting goalie taps with sidney crosby and evgeni malkin and kris letang and they’ve got multiple arenas around the league calling your name like it’s the mf coliseum and your career is essentially saved. and you have a mustache.

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

Kermit voice the sickos the perverts and me

So basically i was discovered as an infant at the bottom of a big sack of oats by an enterprising horse, who spared my life and trained me in the lost arts (falls into companionable silence for a few minutes) Can i ask you something