viver é bom

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

I actually love sports articles about players who the other players describe as “so intense about stats and he can’t really have a normal conversation and he can’t read the room and he doesn’t understand a lot of our jokes and he’s really weird about fabrics, great guy, great teammate”

connor mcdavid scared of ketchup