viver é bom

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

When will the pens merch shop sell a replica of the Sidney Crosby cum stain hat because there’s no amount of money I wouldn’t pay

it really is hard being the dumbest person alive but someone's got to do it

picked up my tablet to charge it. went to the bathroom and forgot it on the kitchen counter. remembered it when i went to get a glass of water half an hour later and then picked up the charger to put alongside my tablet. forgot to actually attach it to either the tablet and the wall outlet. realized my mistake an hour later. at this rate i will get it attached to an electric source in three more attempts.

every dad is at least a little bit gay for their favorite football player

"is this player hot" and it's the least hot pic you've ever seen of him... setting that man up for failure my god

and by this i mean that he looked too clean cut. that man is his hottest when he looks like a raccoon digging around in a dumpster