viver é bom

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

you've been summoned for july duty

far too quiet on the free agency front right now

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing