Hiya I'm Saf or Shield! This is a place to put all of my fandom brainrot. Mostly Stranger Things (Harringrove, Metalsandwich and Munver forever, Rarepairs for forever and a day) and Teen Wolf (It's Sterek time.) It’s a side blog lol so if I don’t follow back that’s why.
Don't want to read all this but you're trying to find my AO3? It's right here.
Are you a minor? Turn back, amigo. I’m 30.
You want to argue about Billy Hargrove? Girl, argue with the wall.
Did you ask me something? Asks are right here bb.
Text Post Memes:
Are you here looking for my Stranger Things + Text Posts? They’re all here.
What about the Teen Wolf Ones? That's here.
Do you just want ones where Billy Hargrove is a little menace? Those are in the tag Walking OSHA violation Billy Hargrove.
Do you just want the ones with Steve? Those are in the tag Honestly walking HR violation Steve Harrington.
Can't find the one you're looking for? Send me an ask!
Active WIP Fanfics:
(NEW) Single Dad Alpha!Steve Harrington with the brattiest interior decorator Omega!Billy Hargrove anyone??? You may like Nesting Instinct, which you can find on AO3 here and Tumblr here.
How about Munver Omegaverse Bodyswap? You heard me, it's Omegaverse Body Swap! That's Body Language which you can read on AO3 here get bonus content for here.
Complete Stranger Things Multichapter Fanfic:
Do you want what happens after the fight after the Byer’s house, when Steve goes back to the house to clean up the mess (Billy) that he left sleeping? That’s Serrated, on AO3 Here, and out of context spoilers here. Very angsty, mind the tags, rated E.
Frat Boy Harringrove Slow Burn? Featuring the most Oblivious Steve and Billy ever? You're looking for Vibe Check and you can read it here and read on Tumblr and get bonus content here. Updates once or twice a month.
Do you want an Angst Soaked Joyride through the gates of Hell with a superpowered Billy fighting Vecna’s curse? That’s Vecnavision 3D and you can find it on AO3 Here or see out of context spoilers Here. Rated E.
What about a straight up Harringrove friends with benefits romance that is not a slow burn? That’s Run for the Shadows and you can find it on AO3 Here or see out of context spoilers Here. Rated E.
You want coffee shop au? You’re looking for La Ladra which is on AO3 Here or on Tumblr Here. Rated M.
You like Eddie x Jason?
Do you want a sexy workplace romance where the sex is the work? That's Tainted Love, a Munver/Tigerfreak OnlyFans Au
Do you want Tigerfreak Omegaverse, with a very traumatized Omega Jason? That’s But I’m a Cheerleader on AO3 here.
Shorter Fics?
On Tumblr all of my writing should be backed up under the my writing tag here. But I archive on my AO3 Here.
For a longer listing you can go to my old pinned post here.
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Shane is not an animal guy at all. Ilya knows this. He's reached an understanding and level of affection with Anya, but beyond that he doesn't seem to have any interest in any other creatures.
Except, sometimes, between all the hockey videos Shane gets on the rare occasions Ilya sees him scrolling through Instagram, he'll get a video of otters. And to Ilya's surprise, Shane almost always sits through the whole thing.
This seems so out of left-field that Ilya ends up texting Yuna about it. He'd ask Shane about it, but he's scared that he'll get embarrassed and stop watching them when Ilya's around. Yuna immediately texts back like, "Oh yeah, Shane loves otters. Always has. He hasn't told you about Wa?"
And Ilya's heart immediately beats faster in that way it does when he learns something new and unexpected about his husband.
"No he has not. What is a 'Wa'?"
He gets sent a photo a few minutes later of what was probably once a very cute otter plushie, but is now squashed beyond all recognition and missing an eye and an ear.
"Sorry, it was hidden in the back of his closet so I had to dig it out. This is Wa. Or Otter-Wa. David called him that as a joke and it stuck. We got it because Shane was upset we couldn't take the otters home with us, and it became his favorite toy. He wouldn't go anywhere without it."
Ilya is, of course, delighted to learn this and immediately begins plotting.
A few months later, on Shane's birthday, Ilya leads him blindfolded to the surprise he's organised for him.
"I hear water. Baby, you didn't just drag me to a pool after hours, did you? Because I've talked to the contractors and we can install a pool if that's what you want."
And Ilya laughs as he undoes the blindfold, revealing the otter enclosure.
"After all these years I hope that my surprises are a little bit better than that."
And Ilya watches as Shane's eyes fill with tears as he realises where he is.
"Otters?" he asks, looking at Ilya in wonder. "But how did you... I've never told you about the otters."
"You didn't need to," he says with a shrug. "I pay attention to my beautiful husband when he does things. I thought you might like to actually meet some."
"Ready for introductions?" asks one of the zookeepers, and Ilya nods, following them over to the pool.
"But how... Ilya this must have cost a fortune."
And Ilya laughs again at that, pressing a kiss to Shane's cheek.
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(As this it the direct moment before they hit the roller rink, I decided to cut the chibi one out and adjust the colors a little - pls ignore that I used two different references for the T-shirt, lol, it's been a while between them X3 -
Original date art ♡
Getting ready kiss art ♡
Outlines under the cut ♡
♡ Aka the not chibi version of their stupid outfits I wanted to draw all the time ♡
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i hope we all understand how quintessentially them it is that when yuna asks if shane and ilya have been in love since their rookie season, they both immediately go “no. no no no no no” with disgusted faces on
thinking a lot about “what was your mother’s name?” and shane trying to learn more about their relationship…… shane asking ilya later, later, when they’re married, “what did your mother call you? did she have like, a nickname for you?” and ilya makes a little humming noise, his mouth tugged up at the corners, “ilyusha. it was mostly — a childish nickname.” and shane tests it on his tongue — “ilyusha. it sounds sweet.” but ilya gives a little bitter laugh, says, “after she died, my father and brother used it as an insult. whenever they wanted me to feel small, they called me that.” he says it so devoid of emotion, so matter of factly, that for a moment, shane isn’t sure what to say. in the end, all he can manage is, “that’s awful. she called you that because she loved you.” ilya smiles softly, shrugs. “is fine, now. no one calls me that anymore, so. is okay.”
but shane can’t stop thinking about it. he rolls it around in his head, such a sweet name for such a sweet boy. that night, he has ilya sit across from him on the bed, tells him to stay still. shane’s looking at him intently, brow furrowed, the lines of his face drawn tight, he’s so focused. ilya’s half laughing when shane takes ilya’s face in his hands, —“so serious my love,”— but the amusement dies in his throat when shane presses a kiss to ilya’s forehead, murmurs ilyusha, so quietly at first he’s sure he’s only imagined it. but then shane moves to the right side of his face, ghosts a kiss against the shell of his ear, ilyusha. again, beneath his left eye, ilyusha. his nose, ilyusha. his trembling mouth, ilyusha. his name from another life, a past of burned bridges, a childhood cut short.
“it’s a good name,” shane tells him when they break apart, ilya’s face still cradled in the haven of his hands. “she loved you more than anything in the world,” shane whispers, ilya shaking, shaking, shaking, two warm hands on either side of his face holding him together. “and so do i, ilyusha.”
i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main
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Your Blorbo is being rescued. Which of these would be the case for them?
Telling their rescuer(s) where it hurts
Thanking their rescuer(s)
Rushing towards the rescuer(s) so they can be saved
Crying from relief
Insisting that they don’t need help, because they believe they can save themself
Insisting that they don’t need help, because they believe they don’t deserve it
Insisting that they don’t need help, out of pride and dignity
Defensive, trying to fight the rescuer(s) because they don’t trust them
Delirious. Under the impression that the rescue is just another hallucination
Barely conscious and willingly accepting help
Barely conscious, only accepting help because they’re too weak to fight
Unconscious in the rescuer’s arms
Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours
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