She would have loved you, like I love you.

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

Shane should be wine drunk on a couch somewhere watching How It’s Made while Ilya blitzed as fuck is saying shit like “if I were melting plastic would you be the machine that molds me into a dinosaur toy?” And Shane is near tears like baby. Baby. I need to be a dinosaur toy with you

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

Tampa bar emotionally significant and sexually charged eye contact my beloved

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

Ilya cuddling into Shane’s shoulder and then looking up at him all cute saying “worth the wait?” and not expecting to get tenderly kissed, be so for real my guy