un tigre exalté sur nos corps vermeille

Sending lots of love to my fellow people with weird/multiple chosen names <3

I can't do the cool fake social media in-universe screenshots but! Kip Grady posts something like "Ugh men 😮‍💨" on Twitter (before Scott, he's just a dude right now) and some chud responds like "Erm well have you considered that YOU are A Male yourself???" And Kip goes "Yes and so you can imagine how irritating it is to date them, I make strides towards self improvement why can't Jefferey." And this goes viral and several years later somebody goes SCOTT HUNTER IS DATING THE WHY CAN'T JEFFERY GUY because this has become a meme. And the real Jefferey is like a crypto scammer now

I am truly a giggler. A laugher. A chuckler. Just somewhere in the background snickering.

handing out flyers to transmascs about estradiol cream (can be used to keep your pussy wet and healthy but without triggering periods or having any feminizing effects) and transfemmes about Cialis (works even post-orchi)

and then telling both to start prep too

new blog same sexual health advocate. since making this post i’ve switched from cialis to topical testosterone cream though.

you can take both. i do both now. testosterone cream once a week, Cialis as needed. might start taking the cialis on a regular schedule too.

Adding along for transfemme folks that in addition to an ED medication to encourage continued use and bloodflow, that topical t-gel is not masculinizing, and helps protect the tissue and reduce atrophy, and help keeps the tissue healthy both pre and post-op. It's the same tissue being repurposed post-op, so it's still at risk of atrophy, so the same stuff can help reduce tissue atrophy. That's right, t-gel is helpful even if you plan on getting a neovagina, because "If you're asking a doctor to fold an origami cat, it's best to bring them the highest quality paper." Healthier tissue is easier to work with and more likely to result in a successful surgery. Similarly, as much as a lot of people find it gender affirming, please think carefully about deliberate long-term use of cock-cages -- those kinds that result in substantial shrinkage. If you're looking to get a neovagina, you'll want to avoid prolonged cock cage use for the same reasons-- less tissue, thinner tissue, atrophied tissue, unhealthy tissue, will have poorer outcomes for surgery. Cock cages and the associated shrinking are GREAT for transfemme folks who want to KEEP their bits/don't want surgery, but want to minimize them, keep them small, and to reduce the dysphoria of a larger, more prominent penis. But they can be a setup for FAILURE if one is trying to get a neovagina constructed. Please be safe, and good luck and much love. World may be spooky, but we're all in this shit together. Rooting for you.

what’s the funniest thing you can say to your closeted son who’s terrified of people learning about his sexcapades with his professional rival and why is it “fuck him! right up the butt!

thinking about the kidnapping threats thing again. i think like two months into them having a Relationship shane texts ilya something along the lines of 'oh btw i have a new stalker so watch out when you're coming into the house, the police aren't sure what his patterns are yet' and goes to practice meanwhile ilya is sitting on the plane staring at his phone in Concern. hello??? hollander?????

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

i rly like when dicks do that thing where ur not touching em and they just kinda twitch and move on their own and like bob up and down bc theyre so Sensitive and they Need to be touched but nobody's touchin it........shane and ilya like watchin each other's dicks do that

shane and ilya sitting on the couch together watching porn (yes.) and they've both got their cocks out but they're not allowed to touch themselves or each other so they're just Watching and their cocks are twitching and bobbing and shane's making soft little whimpering sounds (totally on purpose) and ilya is doing everything he possibly can to not reach over and fist shane's cock bc then he Loses and neither of them wants to Lose