Addicted to Subtext

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

you can find lots of information 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ in the nonfiction section of our library

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Had the pleasure of witnessing this in person just the other day. This woman at Red Robin said "Did me a heckin' frighten." And her date set down his fork and was like "What did you just say?"

I bet she stole her shoelaces from the president.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

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I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!