Addicted to Subtext

Cordelia rlly told Xander in “Go Fish” that she would love him even if he was a worm or a big gross fish monster and he STILL cheated on her with their mutual friend she should have fed him to the Mayor

We never see what happens to Kendra’s body which I guess makes sense because it’s during the time when Buffy is in LA but I do wish we’d gotten a scene of Buffy visiting her grave (wherever it is) and leaving the stuffed animal she never got to give her. Like just some kind of further acknowledgement of how horrible what happened to Kendra was and some evidence that someone gave her the respect and dignity in death that was stripped away from her in life.

I will never not want to rewatch this show <3 <3 <3

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something