
blake kathryn
official daine visual archive

tannertan36
𩵠avery cochrane š©µ
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

ellievsbear

Andulka

pixel skylines
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost

YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
Noah Kahan
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
h

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

seen from T1
seen from United States

seen from Poland

seen from United States

seen from Poland
seen from Togo
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@vohalika

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
happy pride month <3
(commission info // tip jar!)
canon version <3
I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark š
š
The ocean is scary.
ābits to use in everyday conversationsā
My favorite thing to do to my brother is ask "can I tell you a secret?" and then rip ass. After a beat of shock and horror I tell him very seriously "don't tell anyone". I don't this 2-3 times a year so he has just enough time to forget. He always says yes
when you gave your comic characters a big height difference and now you have to come up with a different cinematic angle for every panel otherwise they look like this
yes. YES. the tiger is out
great teamwork everyone

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours
That is wild. I love it.
[transcription]
Reader Hot Take
I think my most problematic opinion is that when someone says that they couldn't finish a book because they couldn't relate to the character. You are weak, and you will not survive the winter. [laughter]
I am, in fact, better than you. Because what do you mean, "oh I just couldn't relate to the character."? Skill issue. I'm autistic. I don't be relating to most people I meet! I'm not here because I want to relate to the characters, I'm here because I want to know what's going to happen with the characters, okay?
Do you think I read The Dragon's Bride because I was relating to this white lady who was getting married to a dragon king? Hell no. I read that book because I was curious to know if the dragon had two dicks. And he did!
Where was I going with this?
trying to explain to dumbass tumblr users that saying they benefit from systemic oppression on a certain axis is not the same as invalidating every struggle theyve ever had in their entire life
average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls
"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg
staring at her tits but iām being rlly stealthy abt it
"Your body knows whether it has this organ or not" okay so
what is the function of hormones in the body
what does the body "think" if you introduce the hormone that's produced by a specific organ in amounts that would indicate that you have the organ
See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.
Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.
Asserting that it somehow "knows" without providing a mechanism for how that information is communicated, simply because there ought to be a way that it does, is what's known as "magical thinking."

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough
walky pink shark
I draw the walky pink shark experiencing whimsical joy at seeing a butterfly
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@joy-and-whimsy-official
Joy and whimsy detected! This walky pink shark is joyful and whimsical!