stupid lamb

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

Please stop he is drowning…..