She Was Brave, My Mara

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I genuinely would not have seen her without the sign saying not to mess with the nesting duck

better photo of her!!!

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

> This man has not been to medical school

Edit: NAMING IT RAISING CAINE! YEEHOO!! :D

I am nineteen years old

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

. yeah okay true I did do that

Commissions are open. My paypal is [email protected], oneshots and drabbles alike available between 10-30 dollars- here’s my my ko-fi too, if that helps.

Donations would be wonderful, if possible- they'll be going into buying food my body will let me eat, so I won't be eating half a meal twice a day and pretending that's enough to keep me going.

I'm out of pizza rolls and bread for the PB and Js and have a bank account of 6 dollars. I'm gonna hit the supply closet when I can, but it won't be open until monday. 🥴

Commissions are open. My paypal is [email protected], oneshots and drabbles alike available between 10-30 dollars- here’s my my ko-fi too, if that helps.

Donations would be wonderful, if possible- they'll be going into buying food my body will let me eat, so I won't be eating half a meal twice a day and pretending that's enough to keep me going.

I'm out of pizza rolls and bread for the PB and Js and have a bank account of 6 dollars. I'm gonna hit the supply closet when I can, but it won't be open until monday. 🥴

Commissions are open. My paypal is [email protected], oneshots and drabbles alike available between 10-30 dollars- here’s my my ko-fi too, if that helps.

Donations would be wonderful, if possible- they'll be going into buying food my body will let me eat, so I won't be eating half a meal twice a day and pretending that's enough to keep me going.

However I do still think this was the most canon shit I've ever written of these two, especially since this was before they'd really ever hung out.