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Hey so this his very important.

I live in Argentina. And it’s not very spreaded across media as much as Australia was and many other places (that don’t get as reblogged and shared and helped) but I really need y’all help. I need all of your support and donations.

There’s a lot of organizations trying to recolect medical supplies for the animals affected and trying to get some adopted or fostering and also rescuing.

We really need your help cause some assholes decided to start burning down the trees and forests in Córdoba mainly but a lot of other provinces too. Córdoba is one of the provinces affected by the fires, more than 3,500 hectares burned and thousands of dead species that cannot escape. Entre Ríos and Santa Fe and Catamarca are other of the provinces affected by these fires and situation caused. The media isn’t showing not even half of it as always.

There’s not a law that protects what’s happening from not occurring and there’s a go fund me to sign a petition to make the law to protect, it would mean the world to Argentina if you can help and sign.

Please share and reblog this and if you can please donate (look up the money currency difference and help) and spread it.

Here I’ll leave the info of all the organizations to donate to while as well too Green Peace is trying to get help. It will mean the world for me and the rest of people that live in Argentina and most importantly animals and nature.

DONATE

https://donaronline.org/universidad-catolica-de-cordoba/animales-afectados-por-los-incendios-en-cordoba-hace-concreta-tu-ayuda-para-su-atencion

-https://twitter.com/eslwt91/status/1299457826105044995?s=21

Petitions

-https://www.change.org/p/exigimos-el-tratamiento-urgente-del-proyecto-de-ley-de-humedales-leonardo-grosso-brendalisaustin-jaicega-ayelensposito-gladys-gonzalez-rgiustiniani-antoniorodas8

- https://www.change.org/p/ley-de-humedales-ya-paremos-los-incendios-de-las-islas-del-paran%C3%A1-leonardo-grosso-brendalisaustin-jaicega-ayelensposito-gladys-gonzalez-rgiustiniani-antoniorodas8?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_23546003_es-AR%3A3&recruiter=1044307561&recruited_by_id=2b565280-54b6-11ea-bacb-bde568fc587b&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi&utm_term=signature_receipt

- http://pages.greenpeace.org.ar/leydehumedales?tracking_key=fp5PqxzyRo6pKUtBCWMtPwlSvx9OPBEFkKyLqePI0hoFLr0h3b&utm_source=instagram&utm_medium=Bio&utm_content=ig_humedales_linkbio&utm_campaign=Humedales

Also

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s Over The Garden Wall season again!!  Aziraphale and Crowley getting ready for the time of year.  (or more like crowley terrifying some pumpkins…) It’s not that any of them cares about halloween but the humans find it fun so, why not try it? 

Anime Proportion

Curvy

Very Long Leggy

Alien Face

Very Skinny

Very Tol

Wild Hair

trans person: i like gender tho

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(Picking wild berries is a huge part of Scandinavian culture, so here is some stuff I've observed that might be useful!)

-Always bring something to pick berries in, even if you're not really going out to pick berries. It will bother you to leave those cloudberries behind!

-You might want to bring a berry-picking rake, especially if you are looking to bring home several kilos of Bilberries or lingonberries.

-The "everyman's right" or Freedom to Roam gives you the right to pick wild berries for your own consumption in most of Norway, except for what grows... Well... very close to people's homes.

-Bringing a packed lunch; "matpakke", with open sandwiches and and some coffee or hot chocolate for a nice break is pretty good motivation, and has probably been the norm since the dawn of time.

-It's illegal(!) in Norway to pick unripe cloudberries.

-Sundays are for hikes. Hike day. There will probably be lots of people picking berries. Not as many as in the 60s though.

-There will either be a LOT more berries than you expected (curse that tiny 5L bucket!), or almost none.

-Always bring your phone if you pick cloudberries with someone. You will definitely lose eachother after about four minutes. Berries are very distracting.

-It's polite to share your berries with friends or family who are physically unable to pick berries themselves, especially if they are older. Wild berries are a Big Deal to older Scandinavians. If your grandma is physically able to pick berries though, she probably already did. In which case, save them for a friend on wheels, or city dweller.

-Bilberries (Scandinavian blueberries) are smaller, tastier blueberries, that are coloured all the way through, and taste like magic as jam on pancakes!

-Back in the day, nobody would willingly tell anyone outside of their family where to find cloudberries. Now that your survival doesn't depend on them anymore, you might tell someone you like. Really like, mind you.