k-adventure

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

things like this are more important than 90% of tumblr

bye im crying

This comic made me feel things!

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

A former coworker told me her daughter chose a retirement themed 6th birthday party, so they had a whole bunch of decorations that said "happy retirement" etc. and I was like Jess your daughter is an absolute icon

This child is BRILLIANT. I love this so much.

My brother got asked what theme he wanted for his 4th birthday (the same year I had my 9th) he said he wanted an Easter party like mine (mini-eggs, easter-eggs, painted eggs, egg-based crafts all round, with rabbits and chickens everywhere) the only issue? My birthday is in late-March, his is in August, do you know how hard it is to find easter eggs in August???

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

I love this so much

THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP