, and

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

can i call you back im doing something weird

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.