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I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

I think people no longer understand that "viewer discretion is advised" does not mean "vaguely bad content ahead," it means View At Your Own Discretion. As in, if you see the content going in a direction that is unsuitable for you in any way, it is your responsibility to stop viewing. Don't blame creators for your failure to listen to your own warning signs. Nobody is forcing you to finish the episode, the chapter, the sentence. That's all you.

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious . im going to fuck you professional

I hope this fuck finds you well

As per my last fuck....

I feel like I'm getting fucked by a spam text fundraising for the Democratic National Convention.

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

can i call you back im doing something weird

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.