Manly as Hell

fun fact: sometimes the male even completely detaches his dick-arm and just gives it to the female before swimming away because she might outright attack him imagine you're just chilling and some dude is trying to rizz you up but you give him a single glare and he just rips his cock off and throws it at you in a horny fear

I never saw all of the Dragon's Lair cutscenes until years later but I'd seen snippets as a kid and I was 100% positive she was supposed to be the dragon in disguise, just fucking with him. Like I thought that was a canon reveal somehow and it remained a false memory well into my adulthood. Would it not have made sense??? That or she's just completely on the dragon's side. This is not how you talk and act when you want to be "rescued" from the dragon. This is when you look forward to cooking knight burgers for your dragon husband.

I’ve never seen this movie and i for sure think she’s not a captive. She’s bait in the trap and she’s having a ball. She’s evil Sophie Devereaux.

could you lie

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

my housemate bought my a shitty little question mark ring """just because""" and listen. listen. at some point my friends are going to have to stop clowning on me for being Riddler-coded if they're going to go out of their way to do the coding themselves. that's not even on me at this point.

I think the real question here is are you going to wear it

I'm all on board with queer liberation as a core theme in tabletop RPGs, but I've gotta ask: did you think this shit through at all? Yes, you've name-checked the X Card in your preamble and reminded players to choose their pronouns during character creation, and you've got a big stack of testimonials proclaiming that the mechanics of play are "genderpunk" – whatever that means! – but, like, your implicit setting still includes an out-group whose boundaries are delineated within the idiom of race science whom the text insists are ontologically okay to kill. Sure, they've got fash aesthetic, but I don't think making "cop" a biological category is doing the heavy lifting you think it is.

It's fun seeing this post cross my own dashboard again because now there are dipshits in the notes arguing that clearly I've never played any game other than Dungeons & Dragons because no indie RPG would ever do this and dipshits in the notes citing this phenomenon to justify only playing Dungeons & Dragons because all indie RPGs are clearly awful. It's actually kind of impressive that folks have managed to get two diametrically opposite yet equally fuckwitted readings out of it.

“I inherited my moms anger” “i inherited my dads coldness” well i inherited my grandmas spooky glowing red skull amulet and my towns has seen nothing but locusts swarms and floods since

Frankly, the weirdest thing about Columbo from the perspective of modern network television isn't the narrative structure – it's the episode length. I'm checking Wikipedia right now to make sure I'm remembering this correctly, and apparently episodes of Columbo range from 73 to 98 minutes in length. Like, the shortest episodes of Columbo are on par with the longest episodes of Game of Thrones. The minimum length to be classified as a "feature film" is 80 minutes, so 50% of the episodes are technically movies. Including commercial breaks for broadcast television, this show would have originally aired in a two-hour timeslot. When folks remark on how weird it is that Columbo himself often doesn't even show up until the second act, you need to understand that what we're talking about is a show where the title character is often first strolling on screen thirty-five minutes in.

I like to think the reason Peter Falk often looks so beat to shit isn't the makeup department's doing, it's just what happens to you when you're starring in eight feature films per year for the third year in a row.

[id: Connecticut Clark and Malfina. end id.]