potatoepus

it should be mandatory for every pc game that has absurdly high resolution graphics and monstrously large filesizes to have a "dogshit version" that you can play on any old pc cause i've had it up to here with getting excited for games only to discover that my laptop doesn't meet the minimum system requirements and i will never be able to play them. i don't care how realistically the windows reflect light. i don't need to be able to distinguish every available hair on the player character's head. i just want to play viddy game :(

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

@bugthingsdaily look!

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY PSYCH!!!

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY PSYCH!!!!!!

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

harried and disheveled man pushing his way through a dense crowd while looking over his shoulders like he's being followed. you manage to catch a glimpse of his phone screen and he's frantically googling "howmany doobie brothers are there"

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

every person is born with a limited number of good dice rolls in them, and if you blow them all on needless perception checks or making your characters dance real good that’s on you