potatoepus

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

it should be mandatory for every pc game that has absurdly high resolution graphics and monstrously large filesizes to have a "dogshit version" that you can play on any old pc cause i've had it up to here with getting excited for games only to discover that my laptop doesn't meet the minimum system requirements and i will never be able to play them. i don't care how realistically the windows reflect light. i don't need to be able to distinguish every available hair on the player character's head. i just want to play viddy game :(

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

@bugthingsdaily look!

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY PSYCH!!!

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY PSYCH!!!!!!

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

harried and disheveled man pushing his way through a dense crowd while looking over his shoulders like he's being followed. you manage to catch a glimpse of his phone screen and he's frantically googling "howmany doobie brothers are there"