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ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

reblog this post if you hate men & their bullshit

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

got it boss. sorry.

We can’t afford these mistakes

I have already died thrice by 1pm

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

we play Skyrim on the work computer we have a shared save and our characters name is the full name of our boss, who does not know about this

I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin