Long Live The Queer

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

nah, lavonte's rage is so valid bc why the fuck would you ever find it necessary to call some a nincompoop, let alone a boob

I am genuinely weeping about Thaisha creating a celestial through the souls of Azhmi and Vokjan and the freed orcs wanting to leave something behind to protect the world, but also I can't help but think about how she's flexing on Primus Tachonis so hard right now.

AND IT WAS ALL POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF HER DAUGHTER WHOM SHE LOVES. DO YOU HEAR THAT, PRIMUS? YOU HEAR THAT, YOU LITTLE WEAKASS MALL GOTH BITCH?

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

Did they let the fucking guy out

yo!! I’m a disabled person (thankfully it’s pretty mild, I can still walk and even dance with some extra effort). Other disabled people, this is so important for us to start doing young if we can! It’s easier to maintain muscle than it is to build it.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.