Pick the Ones that Last

So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like “I have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.” and Arthur was like “Okay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? You’re in love with Lancelot?”

Co-signed. That’s some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyone’s benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.

he’s the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history

And then realised that would be such a good title for a paper. “Diagramming the Arthurian Polycule: Mapping the Dynamics of the Round Kitchen Table”

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

I haven’t really been drawing lately, but take this Obi-Wan

the headline was funny but the full quote is killing me. why did she phrase it like that.

*Old af Hondo Kanata neé Ohnaka comes bursting into the room*: MAZ, MY DARLING, WHAT TIME IS THE THREE WAY WITH THE WOOKIE AGAIN?

I think I legit bruised a rib from laughter

Hondo catching sight of Chewbacca like, on his fifth drink in about thirty seconds like, “OH, YES, TRULY, THAT IS A STUNNING WOOKIE. YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE GREAT TASTE, MAZ MY DARLING. I WILL BE UNHOOKING MY JAW NOW. HELLO, MY NEW FRIEND!”

Wulian week day 3: Angry, Rebirth, Flames, Jealousy

still alive and slightly dazed

Which means they first time they combine their mutual sexual experience, it just stops halfway through so they can both be like, “UMMM SO I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING”

exactly

By Matteo Pugliese