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girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago
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Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo
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Hey. What
"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt
Iβve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.
I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasnβt a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.
@asynca I am deceased at your tag
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

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Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.
Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

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The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up β I need to hear this one.
Like, come on, man.
the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.
ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again
being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

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This is the funniest fucking thing Iβve ever seen.
Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. π
I think Tumblr will love this
For the love of GOD turn the volume on
every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before
it's like DJing in reverse
i really wish that cat could become sapient so that it could enjoy this video as much as us