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FAQ

Q: I'm a Thane? What does that mean?

A: The Jarl has recognized you as a person of great importance in the hold. A hero. The title of Thane is an honor, a gift for your service. Guards will know to look the other way, if you let them know who you are.

Q: What does a housecarl do?

A: As my Thane, I'm sworn to your service. I'll guard you, and all you own, with my life.

Q: Can you hold these dragon bones for me?

A: Of course, as my thane I am sworn to carry your burdens. This includes dragon bones. Many, many dragon bones.

(Small note: as a matter of personal comfort, Lydia won't answer suggestive or nsfw asks. even if they are funny. I'm sorry. nothing personal I'm just very asexual)

(sorry I really wanted to keep the pinned post in-character but I found out some people were following me who would like absolutely not want to follow me if they knew my identity lmao. figured it would be best to get this out of the way first so neither of us waste our time on each other)

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*a cat begins to rub up on you, it purrs loudly… if poorly*

^ùwú^

*It throws up a sword- which shouldn’t be able to fit inside it…*

^òOó^ = _🗡️_

Oh, hewwo- *cough* I mean hello, my thane! I see you've modded yourself into an Alfiq. Oh, right... *picks up the uncomfortably wet sword* I am sworn to carry your burdens....

#lydia skyrim #asks #rp #followerposting

a-lonely-dunadan

Elbryn writing in his diary:

lydia-skyrim

Well thane, maybe this wouldn't happen if you did not intentionally download mods that make diseases worse for some inexplicable reason. What do you mean "immersion" you're literally dying???

#(lmao Lydia just doesn't get it)

Hey my thane reblog to slap Esbern's bald head

#lydia skyrim #rp #followerposting

I'm going to be real with you, my thane, this situation is far from groovy. It's not even bodacious.

#things Lydia says to you after A Night to Remember #lydia skyrim #rp #followerposting

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*a horse wearing a iron helm walks up*

Lydia i tripped and fell on the wobbajack did something happen i feel weird :(

And i feel like eating hay more than usual

You look... perfectly fine to me, my thane! But if you want, we could always try the Wabbajack again and see if it fixes anything?

#asks #rp #followerposting

here take this

*gives you the wabbajack*

Thank you, my thane, I will use it very wisely

#asks #rp #followerposting

deconstructivesurgery

getting married to lydia in skyrim is so funny it's like hi guys this is my wife. who loves standing directly in front of my fireballs so that when she collapses on the floor charred and on the brink of death i feel immense guilt. one time i forgot her in my grim morthal manor house with nothing but a "skull room" in it. she exclusively refers to me as "thane" even though we're married and I'm not sure if it's a kink thing or not. i have eaten several dragon souls in front of her. one time i also cheated on her by getting married to a hagraven in the middle of the night after partying with actual sanguine but she forgave me and helped me on my drunken crawl towards redemption the next day. actually come to think of it she might still be in the skull room i should probably do something about that. if I don't tell her explicitly to come with me she just kinda stands in one place forever. yeah it's a bit of an issue. maybe we should see a therapist about dependency.

lydia-skyrim

no, my thane, therapy will not help, this is just what sixty million years in a Dragonbreak timeloop will do to a girl.

My thane whatever you do DO NOT

#this. was in my drafts and I can't remember what I was trying to warn you about #oh well!#probably wasn't important

I have hired this cat to stare at you. He sometimes cuddles but runs at the slightest noise.

hi omg hiiii hello *stares back*

thank you my thane I really needed this

#asks #rp #followerposting #cats

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merilles

First Artfight attack of @a-lonely-dunadan’s Elbryn 💛🔥

a-lonely-dunadan

YOU DID EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM JUSTICE OH MY TALOS HANG ON I STILL NEED TO YELL ABOUT THIS. Genuinely GENUINELY you read my mind you plucked this image directly out of my head and put it on a canvas and now I want it tattooed on the back of my eyeballs so I can look at it forever!!!!!!!!!!!

#YEAH OK THIS ONE IS GOING ON THE LYDIA BLOG TOO I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS #that's him that's my guy!!!!!!!

Lydia. Do me a favour. Wait right there.

*starts walling you into a room with copious amount of cheese*

You can follow me again once you eat your way out. Have fun.

Damn my thane, this is literally JUST like the short story The Cask of Argonian Bloodwine but the wine is cheese and the bricks are also cheese and me I'm a hungry hungry housecarl

#lydia skyrim #rp #followerposting #skyrim #cask of Amontillado reference? in my Skyrim? it's more likely than you think!

LYDIA! My favorite housecarl! (You receive a strangely powerful hug from such a small unassuming Dunmer) I brought your favorite cheese! Please enjoy it while I make us some bread! Oh and I punched a bandit until he coughed up some gemstones. I have arranged them in the shape of the flag you requested. ((OOC: I totally forgot to add a follow up ask about that until now! Ack!)) Don’t worry I cleaned them thoroughly.

Thank you, my thane! Those gems look lovely <3 I'm a taaad concerned about just how they ended up in that bandit, but to be honest, far stranger things have happened. One time I had a thane teleport us into someplace called the Dead Body Cleanup Cell... *Shudders* you'll never guess what it was full of...

Anyway! I would love some garlic bread! Thank you my thane you're the best

#asks #rp #followerposting

the low-effort cheeseposting will continue until morale improves

#I really like how compressed the original is looking #give it a couple more years and we won't be able to read it 😌#soon it will be ground into naught but a handful of pixels #lydia skyrim #skyrim #skyrim meme #rp #followerposting #cheese

Hey Lydia, what are you gonna do once the Dragon Break ends?

I will have a panic attack, my thane. And then probably ask that we leave Skyrim. At least for a while.

Maybe we can go to Hammerfell? I've always wanted to see it, and what are the odds of another Dragonbreak happening there anytime soon? Pretty low I think

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Dont listen to the haters my thane.

#submission #oh neat I forgot I had submission enabled #rp #followerposting

Oh, my thane, you brought me all the way here just so I could touch that Cool Ominous Pillar That Totally Won't Kill Me? You shouldn't have... really.

By the way, did you need me to pick anything up from Attribution's Share while I'm gone or were you just after the Ebony Mail?

#(man this blogs Lydia really is a friggin weirdo)#(she's been sacrificed to Boethia probably at least thousands of times now but still)#(follows you to the alter every single time. like she KNOWS but does it anyway)#(and like sure part of it might be that death has no meaning to her in a Dragonbreak and it just means she moves on to a different thane)#(but like idk it could also be that she's a bit of an oddball. so hopelessly devoted to her thane that she doesn't even mind)#(she doesn't Want to be sacrificed but like. if Anyone was gonna do it it's gotta be them)#(even in the timeloops where they don't like/care about her. she does. there's always something intense and weird about them)#(anyway yeah this is what I mean when I say her relationship with the Last Dragonborn can really only be described as a QPR)#(they're the only other person who knows about the Dragonbreak. the only other person who can understand her at this point)#(under no other circumstances could murder only get an 'oh you...' reaction)#rp #followerposting #(like she has a protected status which means her thane is not just the only one capable of killing her but also the only one allowed to)

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