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[Image ID: Screenshot of part of an AO3 chapter listing. Chapter 3 was published 2015-04-02 and Chapter 4 was published 2025-12-15, 10 years, 8 months, and 13 days later. /end ID]
before the melbourne gp please remember: free practice matters and is reflective of a driver's abilities AND the results of the race will define the rest of the season so make sure to start panicking as soon as your driver gets behind the wheel
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MCU being on a weird bent where they’re making random characters US politicians after desperately trying to keep things apolitical for over a decade is so fucking funny. sure why not the first canonical Democrat in this thing can be Wilson The Kingpin Fisk who is also now the mayor of New York City. Bucky Barnes is a Congressman some way somehow. What is going on
Can you imagine losing an election to the guy who it is publicly known that he shot and killed JFK as part of his decades long work as a brainwashed agent of a Nazi sleeper cell aiming to destroy modern society to consolidate power which almost succeeded in 2014 because again this guy was running around DC double fisting a knife and an AK kicking motherfuckers into helicopter turbines in broad daylight a decade ago. What was the other campaign platform what were they doing that made voters be like put the winter soldier in Congress?
oh my god i know that he was a terrorist up until ten years ago- wait was it 2016? did he end up killing the king of wakanda or was that a deepfake. whatever i know he kicked that veteran into a moving helicopter engine and also assassinated jfk but he also got billionaire war profiteer howard stark? Was that woke? Barnes is literally a New Deal Democrat he's never heard of clinton-era neoliberalism this is the best we're going to get vote blue no matter who.
Max doesn’t even realize he’s looking for it until it’s not there. He’s in a rote loop of app tapping—Discord, WhatsApp, Instagram—a neural pathway worn smooth and mindless, baby napping warm and heavy on his chest, her puffy breaths damp and sweet on his neck.
Everything’s gone, even his LinkedIn.
Max sends a message: Hey. But it one-tick fails, undelivered.
Several times, he’ll catch himself trying again, typing the D-A-N into the search bar and being met with irrelevant results, until the habit gets overwritten: Discord, WhatsApp, First Foods Database. Daniel isn’t smiling by the sea, but if you roll avocado spears in hemp hearts, they’re easier for little babies to hold.
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Max prefers to buy things, not build things. But for some inexplicable reason, he regards the $1000 price tag on a climbing triangle—neatly ordered wooden rungs stacking up up up—and decides he’ll make it himself.
He sets up a space on the roof.
The equipment costs more than the stupid fucking triangle.
He shapes and sands and slots and makes many, many mistakes.
The one at the shop was all neutral, boring. He paints and seals each rung like a rainbow.
He’s watching his children swing from the bars—long limbs and wild hair and faces that look different upside down—when he gets a news alert on a long-quiet subscription. A rookie is moving into Daniel Ricciardo’s old apartment.
White walls, outdated kitchen, a pantry that never shut right when Max would barge in only partially-invited and eat all the things Daniel would buy and deny himself.
It’s not unexpected. Daniel hasn’t been back to Monaco in years.
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Car seats to boosters, boosters to just belts. One stupid vinyl strap to keep his kids safe.
Retirement.
The old guard calling him up: Congratulations, you’re going to love it, welcome to the other side.
He doesn’t hear from Daniel.
No one hears from Daniel.
Lando doesn’t know, Charles doesn’t know, Martin doesn’t know, and Max stops asking.
He pictures Daniel with a new hobby, maybe building furniture. Not making one thing and letting the table saw get rain-soaked and rusted. How maybe he’d get things smooth right the first time.
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Max develops a peanut allergy at 40 fucking years old.
It’s the year his father died and the year he got fucking divorced, but it’s going to be a legume that kills him.
He gets two EpiPens in labeled plastic bags and his asshole kids tease him, say he can keep one with the school nurse.
A prehistoric longing to send a photo to Daniel, a fossilized desire breaking free. Maybe life finally hates me as much as it hates you.
Natalie has Daniel’s number. She wouldn’t give it to him before but she gives it to him now because he says he almost died.
Max drafts up a retelling of the whole near-death experience, but in the end he deletes it, just tries the same one word thirteen years later. Hey.
@elen-tari2 —how he phrased it.I THINK he’s talking in the context of Born Again, but he doesn’t clarify. He went to say more but then I think he remembered his Disney NDA 😂
Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.
You’re like “Why do you sow and reap a wheat harvest every year? Is it to retain the memory of your humanity? In honor of those you have loved and lost?” and he’s like “I just like growing wheat. I think it’s fun.”
The Nikto called the kid a “fledgling Jedi”, saying Din had no idea what he could “do”. The Armorer also called the Jedi “sorcerers” and though Din doesn’t know anything about sorcery, he does know there’s something magical about the kid’s hugs. Something powerful. They have the power to erase bad dreams and painful conversations. They have the power to heal hurts and pains and age-old loneliness. They have the power to make Din laugh like he is now.
If that isn’t magic, Din doesn’t know what else is.
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one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it