"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

“What are you waiting for” there has to be a perfect moment where the door is open and my real life is on the other side waiting for me and if I wait long enough for just the right moment then maybe just maybe no one will hate me for going through that door. Maybe they’d even understand why had to do what I did to get there.

kis félénk

@yay-bunnies-world

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

after staring at the video for an extended period of time i believe they are playing a king-of-the-hill style capture and protect game where you get points for how much of the Bunnyness Per Square you take up. You can see this most clearly in the top two squares where the lil black rabbit & medium size orange rabbit very clearly play-charge at anyone contesting their space! white boy is just kind of bouncing around from square to square without a care until he bumps into another bunny, then cowers in the corner while that square is empty, and as soon as another bunny enters jumps back out. this concludes my scientific findings on this bunny square type playing situation

@cutecipher

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

my toxic writing trait is imagining the scene in my head in long, full cinematic detail and then writing: “they fought. it was intense.”

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.