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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

posts funnier with timestamps on

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

stand up & meow like a man

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

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