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Was it YOU who introduced the term 'metatextual wankery' to me? because I remember using it to describe Homestuck
I really couldn't say. I know the vast majority of the posts on Tumblr that are tagged "#metatextual wankery" are mine – in fact, prior to about 2020 I seem to be the only person on this site regularly using it as a tag! – but that doesn't rule out the possibility that you acquired the phrase elsewhere. I personally picked it up from a review of the US debut of the film Southland Tales, if memory serves, so it was in circulation at least as far back as 2007.
Nicolas Bruno, The Embellished Collection
how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking
enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it
so we do it very slowly then
no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.
tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.
we need visionaries like yourself in public office

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
these are the animated characters that I most want to have sex with. but I don't think that says anything about me
Chinese Mountain Cat | Martin Andersen
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

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dumbass
average secret base video
alex rubenstein: but everything fell apart when pitcher Brett Brettson's fastball got smashed by Jeff Jeffson's bat -- an especially unlucky hit, given that it's to this day the only game 5 infield home run by a 6'2" shortstop with a WAR over 15 and a birthday in April on the away team in the postseason in partly cloudy weather since "Slick" Biffy Jones's line drive in 1919
music: (somber saxophone)
jon bois: you ever wake up in the morning for school, make yourself some oatmeal? well for Brett Brettson in the early 90s, it was starting to look like a whole lot of oats and not a lot of meal. things needed to change. and fast.
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

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skrillex's "bangarang" used to play
what now?
Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"
guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one
Inadvisable tabletop RPG jam premise #137: Game jam where each entry consists solely of paratextual discussion of the mechanics of a hypothetical or invented RPG; examples include an errata document, a developer Q&A, or a forum thread debating the correct interpretation of a particular rule.
@shoutyourporpoise replied:
I could SWEAR you’ve made this post before, or perhaps this is such a characteristically “you” concept that I already imagined a world in which you had
I don't think so, no. I did once (unintentionally) curate a game jam about writing supplements for invented or hypothetical games, the product of which you can find here, but this is a different thing.
(If anyone really wants this one to be a thing, though, feel free to toss your entry into the reblogs. I'm not going to do a proper game jam on itch.io or whatever because its UI really wants you to have cover art and a promotional blurb and such, and this doesn't feel like it warrants it!)
Boneseller38: Does anyone know how the rules for tertiary weapons are meant to work? We had an argument at the table last night since it reads like they're supposed to be a last resort thing you can't use very often but it doesn't put any clear limits on how often you can use them? If I'm playing a caste with good tert pics why wouldn't I just use them every turn?
Josh_Shrubbery: Check the forum rules, dipshit. You need to post the section you're talking about so we actually know what ruleset and expansions you're going by. This is just clogging the category.
W0r1dB4N3: Kinda rude but we do need the specific quote, those rules get changed up a lot. Terts have been a balance nightmare in every edition.
Boneseller38: Sorry, I'm back, dealing with life shit. We're running 4th Edition with the Still Water, Soft Rains expansion but none of the later ones since they'd break the module. Here are the two parts that confused me.
"Unlike their natural and wielded weapons, the tertiary weapons of a Stranger represent the culmination of their mastery, drawing directly on their lifeforce and knowledge to force patterns onto the world around them. They follow the same rules as Riddle Engines, as they operate under the same principles, but are not consumed when used, instead leaving the user drained both physically and psychologically. "
"During a Stranger's second combat phase, they can make attacks with wielded or tertiary weapons equal to their Attacks stat, or use a consumable with the Thrown, Ranged, or Riddle Engine keyword."
First quote makes it seem like they're supposed to be a rare special move but there's no mention of any kind of actual limitations. Yeah there's a bit of self-damage and usually a status effect on the weapon statblocks, but I picked Tidebreaker Caste and Secret of Rime at level 1 so they literally just don't affect me. Is there something I'm not getting? Why wouldn't I just spam it every turn?
Josh_Shrubbery: You can't just run a cheese build and then act confused when it's a cheese build.
Boneseller38: It's literally one of the example characters.
W0r1dB4N3: Running 9 Gates? Nice. Yeah, 4thE was kinda weird about that. A lot of people got really mad about how tight the limits were in 3rd, especially since the short stories have Strangers using what would be terts IG multiple times in a row (at great cost, of course), so they tried to do something like that but balance it around the "average" caste. I don't think they actually expected anyone to spec survivability just to spam them. SWSR made it way worse with Tidebreaker. I think they erratad some of the self-damage numbers higher but you can still totally do it with 1-2 extra defensive secrets, tertspam is THE classic 4thE meme build.
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