majmu

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel