i cant!!! unlock!! the door!!without!! the key!!

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

The thing about it is that if they take Her away from us now I think Gerard will be set upon and eviscerated by a battalion of angry lesbians and their friends so I hope he and our darling Gemma are ready to keep this train rolling until the end of tour

this is either a dog's last cheeseburger type situation or there's so much pie in the bush we'll never go hungry again.

anyone else feel like they're about to be put down or.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

It's never been more of a dog's last meal situation than it is now

They're breaking up on Monday

why did we get sold 2 one direction tonight

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal