i cant!!! unlock!! the door!!without!! the key!!

I really like the undercurrent vibe that sylvia keeps showing up of her own accord…weird freak of the MOAT confirmed

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

I'm intensely uncomfortable with the amount of fan engagement we're getting. I'm like a dog that was abandoned as a puppy so now I snap at any human who tries to approach

I liked it better when they pretended not to know what we were saying and we pretended not to know that THEY were pretending not to know what we were saying

everyone is a sing hater but like. cleaned up corporation progress dying in the process children that can talk about it living on the webways people moving sideways sell it til your last days buy yourself the motivation

i actually genuinely am starting to believe they will have played every song in their discography during the b set by halloween

whoever’s updating setlist.fm has listed Her clown as columbina. hashtag my commedia dell’arte romance

HE WHAT? HE WHATTTT??????? HE DID FUCKING WHAT??????? <- me finding out from the dash that mikey audibly spoke onstage and reacting like i just got told a cat had learned english

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

i feel like im about to get euthanized so tbe vet is saying all my favorite words