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robin-goodfellow

Csethiro/maia/csevet/cala/beshelar polycule is canon to me

#MAIA AND HIS POLYCULE OF 4 PEOPLE WHO WOULD ALL DIE AND KILL FOR HIM AT A MOMENTS NOTICE

teaboot

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

teaboot

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

little-onion-heart

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

captain-price-returns

Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

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berrytart

I still like listening to we are young by fun.

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

reticent-vampire

Luke Brandon Field & Eric Bogosian as DANIEL MOLLOY insp. by @bratboymolloy

maybe this is folly but. them playing ambulance has revived my fool’s hope that one day they’ll play eagles again

#i thought ambulance would never happen just like eagles will never happen #but if they played ambulance……..#lu.txt #mcr

gerardwayspostnutclarity

#mydagger

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kairennart

"In some other world?" "In some other world"

Hannibal painting: Primavera.

paradoxspaceheater

much has been said about this but really just imagine. you're csevet aisava, a courier at the lord chancellor's office, and you've just been tasked (or perhaps, gotten yourself the task through whatever office politics means are available to you) of delivering the news to the new emperor that he is, in fact, the emperor.

you know that your boss the lord chancellor is ambitious, and since you've read his letter you know he's stalling the proper procedures, possibly deliberately, and will certainly try to benefit from the power vacuum and presumable incompetence of said emperor—the only thing you, or anyone, know about him is vague rumors that he might be insane.

you arrive at the place and it's the most badly lit, cramped, dilapidated, drafty, horrible manor you have ever delivered to. the person who is presumably your new emperor greets you half-dressed in dirty clothes. he is barefoot, his hair is not even braided, and he is accompanied by a man who is possibly drunk and blatantly contemptuous to both of you.

despite this ridiculousness, you follow the proper protocols (as much as there are protocols for this situation) and get your letter delivered. the emperor proves himself less Maybe Actually Feral and more just... possibly terrified, most especially of his guardian. while you are processing this you are informed that you are to escort the two of them back to court on the same airship by which you arrived, which you have to know was not part of the lord chancellor's plan and may very well lose you your job.

this might as well happen, i guess. it's not like you really have a choice. maybe you can just scurry away once you arrive at court—oh the emperor wants you to show him around. OH he wants to know who you are. like actually you think he might care about you. ok new plan. fuck your job, fuck the lord chancellor, this guy is your life now.

and you just fully commit to that!

#the way csevet is so immediately ride or die for maia is everything to me #maia’s like will u watch the sunrise with us :) and csevet’s like time to dedicate my entire being to him for the rest of my life

lorillee

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

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lezbadeez

Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD

See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users

muffinlance

The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING

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ordinarytalk

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

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keposhka

and btw I would kill for a Long Live The Black Parade live album for the live version of Mama ALONE!!!!

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talesfromthecrypts

Maria Wirries as Star in The Lost Boys (2026)

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

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yummy-yummy-mmmbones

me and my mom have been laughing at this for ten minutes i cannot comprehend this

notahorseindisguise

you told your mum about me ..... what are we

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