i cant!!! unlock!! the door!!without!! the key!!

GERARD IS WEARING A COSTUME THIS IS HOW IT STARTS IF WE ARE ALL PURE OF HEART AND FOCUS REALLY HARD WE'LL GET ANOTHER SKIRT BY THE END OF THIS TOUR

i feel like "feminist" anti-kink sentiment is very tail-wagging-the-dog. like male doms playing out bdsm scenes of abuse are not oppressing their female subs that's acting. you're mad at acting. you're those aliens from galaxy quest. same with fearmongering about "booktok". however an eroticized version of patriarchal dynamics being a popular kink DOES speak to the pervasiveness of sexism, bc eroticizing the oppression is a way of coping with living under it. it's women creating a fantasy world where men being menacing to them is sexy and not scary like it is irl, or where it is still scary but in the fun way like a horror movie bc you can tap out at any time by using a safe word or putting the book down. acting like this sort of kink is oppressing women is like if you assumed the thermometer controlled the weather outside. it might be depressing to look at the thermometer and see the impact of climate change, but it's not the thermometer's fault

To be completely candid I think the connection of danger days to the lltbp universe is some stupid bullshit and I’m also having so much fun with it

Must things “be smart decisions” or “make sense” or “uphold the spirit of the original” or “be good”. Let’s all have fun with the fetish opera

reconditioning failed -> gerard and the clerk become friends -> show starts to fall apart -> GID is pissed -> calls in Her to personally oversee the shows -> she’s pissed her job is on the line -> pulls out all the stops (sylvia), still doesnt work -> aloof personality starts to fall apart -> fires clerk -> has to do clerks job -> fully succumbs to madness (pierrot suicide sequence)