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have-you-been-here

A Physical Archive, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

#bitch I work here

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depsidase

#ah yes. the three genders

worldhammerer-old

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

jamesspadersnortingspafflines

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

elf-kid2

Maple syrup vampire husband

patentlyabsurdrpgideas

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

patentlyabsurdrpgideas

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

old-world-bird

I regret nothing

hereticqueen2000

I love every damn thing about it.

filthburger

#my boberty...

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

beansfrombeans

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paperandpencilsandskips

This is fucking killing me. Like what

aflo

Lend your power to me, lion...

boitterfly

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

zmpl

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

#my boss is directly encouraging us and pushing us to use “copilot” i hate it here

maribwil

Did my balls hear a who because they are definitely horton rn #testicular torsion

meanbuddhist

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

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that-stone-butch

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

#king

macrolit

Giveaw@y: We’re giving away 12 vintage paperback classics! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 31 May 2026. Good luck!

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macrolit

We're choosing a random winner later today, so reblog now!

queer-as-city-folk

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

#thats just me at work

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goldensunset

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

goldensunset

ok another good point here

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

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