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Reddit lady in the “emotional support for the other woman” subforum says that she’s heartbroken because the coworker and married man she loves blocked her on everything and reported her to HR for sexual harassment after she DM’d him lewds on Instagram, which makes no sense to her given the intensity of their emotional affair (he complimented her coffee cup and would make small talk during meetings)

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

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Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one