MY CABBAGES!

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

"Catholic guilt" no babe, I'm pretty sure that's Calvinism

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

Le concept du roi du silence.. pas en tant que jeu mais en tant que personnage.. hm..

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

these appear to be muzzle loading carbines, which means a single firing rank like this is a very inefficient means of laying down fire. depending on the terrain, and opposing force of ballerinas would need only limited cover to survive one volley before rushing the reloading enemy

They don't even have bayonets fixed.

ok i definitely have some bones missing??? i definitely had a jawbone and it’s not there anymore wtf????

after some confusion, to clarify: not my own bones, but animal bones i’ve found out in the wilderness