MY CABBAGES!

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

"Catholic guilt" no babe, I'm pretty sure that's Calvinism

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

Le concept du roi du silence.. pas en tant que jeu mais en tant que personnage.. hm..

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

these appear to be muzzle loading carbines, which means a single firing rank like this is a very inefficient means of laying down fire. depending on the terrain, and opposing force of ballerinas would need only limited cover to survive one volley before rushing the reloading enemy

They don't even have bayonets fixed.

ok i definitely have some bones missing??? i definitely had a jawbone and it’s not there anymore wtf????

after some confusion, to clarify: not my own bones, but animal bones i’ve found out in the wilderness

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

Gen’s plan had worked! he succeeded in stealing the queen! she’d agreed to his marriage proposal! but the gods intervene and leave the plot in shambles—all for everything to turn out more or less identically anyway, except that Irene was able to choose Gen from a place of relative freedom. the gift of the gods is Irene wearing Gen’s earrings.

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”