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[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

people who comment on dessert recipe videos all need to have their asses beat with exceptions likely in the single digits

did someone order diabetes LOL arent disabilities funny? this recipe isnt healthy because you used sugar & chocolate btw. i assume you are eating twenty of these for each meal every day, so its disgusting to use so many unhealthy ingredients, like one cup of sugar. it would be so much better if you just enjoyed one (1) crab apple🤗 also the way you mixed the batter was idiotic. you stupid woman. your husband probably hates you get off the internet

i am actually a little flabbergasted that we're still doing the diabetes thing btw. maybe i just havent been clicking on these kinds of things but i kinda thought maybe more of us had grown a few brain cells in this era of disability activism & awareness being a little more visible. sadly countless people out there are still stupid losers who never advanced past 2010 internet memes. hope they grow up💔

notice how everyones 30 now

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it