nonpracticing bisexual

Sometimes I see people from countries with public healthcare systems post videos that are like “This is the reality of socialized medicine. I had to wait in the ER with my sick baby for 4 hours.” “I had to wait 8 months to see a specialist. That’s egregious.” or “They didn’t have a bed for my loved one in mental health treatment.” and it’s like. Come to America babygirl. You can experience all of this and have your insurance deny it and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for it. Like I know healthcare systems in countries with public health can be bad but when I see someone imply they’re bad because the healthcare is universal, I want to jump through the screen and put my elbow on their throat. “The NHS is deeply flawed, therefore we should abolish it and go back to private healthcare. That will definitely make healthcare in this country better!” I am going to Kill You.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

outfits for immanentizing the eschaton