last hope

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone