your local humble mess

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

if you're waiting until you view yourself as lovable to give yourself love, you will starve forever. you choose to love and then the beauty reveals itself

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

Well, you know. You can't expect the chimpanzee to have the same mature, grounded and self-deprecating sense of humour about it all that Jane Goodall has. That's asking a bit much.

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren’t virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there’s usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can’t get over how the internet “as intended” today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I’ve ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

OOOOH.

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

I want this person and this person only writing and directing Superman movies for the rest of my life

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

the funniest part of hannibal is that everyone else is trying to solve crimes while hannibal and will are busy having the most dramatic situationship in television history