Been getting really into orange juice lately

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

He did not cry. He only looked at me with eyes asking a question I could not answer: "Mama, when will I be able to walk and play again?" That question shattered my heart more than anything else.

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

lowkey if I was ema skye and klavier gavin was my boss (he's wildly successful in two careers and I can't even nab the ONE I've been waiting for) (i came back to america for phoenix wright's sake and I blame this guy for ruining him) (also his general everything) I would probably kill him. so I give her props.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself