cheese tortellini/salami appreciation

tonight we fuck music

let's embrace play in the face of finite existence with mama

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

YES. This is definitely a post I made specifically in the hopes ariszed would draw it. So many of Perturabo’s problems ultimately come down to an inability to just ask for his order to be fixed rather than eating the pickles, hating himself and everyone else, and then razing every groxburger joint in the sector. (Also don’t underestimate Forrix man – he’s just Average at normal-people skills but the amount of Careful Perturabo Management it took to get to this interaction without getting shot or demoted is legendary.)