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Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

at a certain point advertising stops feeling like "ah a new product that may interest me" and begins to feel like a monopolization of space and time. is anybody going to choose lays chips because theyre plastered all over fifa? or is it about dominance and ownership of the material world? lays must exist everywhere its name can possibly be plastered simply so that other advertisers cannot. simply because the space is there. its a colonization and monetization of any flat surface at any cost. because the sun must never set on the king's (corperate) chips empire

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

distant thunder, cicadas, AND fireworks??? sounds like july babyyyyy

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?