Because reasons.

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

i made this image for the express purpose of this

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

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This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet