Because reasons.

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

otay mattie let's play rooms together yayyy

Don't you just love the gauche wallpaper? It's so camp- what the fuck is that

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.