♥ all the madness of devotion ♥

ser knight, the kingdom has fallen on hard times, and i’ll need you to take up some of the duties of the lady’s maid. i’m terribly sorry, i know it’s beneath your station to prepare baths and lace corsets— why are you breathing so hard

oh no the princess is cursed………..the only way to save her is if her loyal knight sucks on her tits…

we’re up all night to get yucky

defining lesbianism as “women who love women” really leaves us nonbinary dykes out in the cold in a really shitty fucking way actually like i get where that post is coming from but i am not a woman but i am a fucking lesbian

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

sheer panties + full bush

if you don't love lesbians you should kill yourself

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians