♥ all the madness of devotion ♥

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

knight who kneels for me and places reverent kisses up my legs and rests his head between my thighs like it’s the only place he belongs

ever since i was a little girl i knew there was no hope for me

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

I guess what I’m saying is that arranged marriage fantasies are to romance what rape fantasies are to sex

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.