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LGBT+ hair, part one!Β (you can ask me some other lgbt flag! I dont know all of the flags, so feel free to send me requests!)
Click for better quality!β‘
Humans are awesome
Alien 1: βSo you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.β
Alien 2: βYes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.β
Alien 1: βYou misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.β
Alien 2: ββ¦What?β¦ for entertainβ¦ Even the human young?!β
Alien 1: βYes.β
Alien 2: βIβ¦ I understand now.β
This is awsome holy fuck
People just starting to watch A:TLA for the first time: The bending is really cool, but couldn't the waterbenders technically just bend the water inside of people? Like their blood? I'm pretty sure technically they could. Well I guess it's a kids show so they probably won't go into it haha.
People who have seen the show already and know what happens:
Forgive me.
only if you forgive me
His world now
HEY YOU
YOURE FINALLY AWAKE
Oh sweet Jesus.
i am so sorry for this
Where the FUCK is he?

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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes⦠the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queueβd for 4/13. Good job.
Every time this song is shared on here, itβs in garbage quality
plz share this instead
what a legend
Nothing can match this energy
I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.
I still get goosebumps
The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this
BCE (Big Crowd Energy)
stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!
We gotta team up to fight the true enemy:

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being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itβs pretty likely that itβs a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As βnβ is 4 (number of digits available).Β 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donβt get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well βtechnicallyβ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Β
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donβt base your deductions of psychology. Letβs talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereβs more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itβ¦.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almostΒ alwaysΒ choose a number they can remember. Whatβs memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatβs why we have a John Watson.
This is βtop 10 favorite postsβ level.
Omg, itβs actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
WOW
Iβm so furious.
WOW OKAY THEN
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This is sick
one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel
apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit
modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iβm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
@sillygooseface TORI IβM CRYING PLEASE LISTEN
Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.
@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism
(Wouldβve been better with a different version of POTO but itβs irrevocably stuck in my head soβ¦eh.)
Holy shit.
I almost scrolled past but I bottomed out at ^ picture.
The judging face⦠that phantom stance, I was helpless.

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HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
instant fashion
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset YellowΒ
NEVER forget to accessorizeΒ
well one of us is going to have to change
Guys
I really think
Iβm winning this.Β
(Yoga pants do the trick)
Ladiesβ¦..pleaseβ¦.
Send this to all the straight boys
I love this so much
I know I just rebloged this but I need this on my account twice.
Where are the people who always believed in Johnny Depp?
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