Whatever 5ever

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

That is weirdly specific but also a pretty good point

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

I love this stupid fucking meme

A good sax solo be like that.

a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be a beautiful popular athlete online, a stereotypical lives-in-his-mother’s-basement gamer who’s secretly rich, and the dm’s brother who doesn’t know the dm is his sister – they’ve never even exchanged real names online. halfway through their search they realize the dm sent them on a wild goose chase on purpose to give them the thrill of a real-life adventure. three quarters of the way through they realize that through the actions the dm set up for them to take, they’re actually being framed for a crime she committed. 

Unrealistic premise, it requires players to actually follow the DM’s beautifully crafted plan for more than five minutes, zero stars

what’s the mood for tuesday

waterslides if you’re not a coward

flying buttress?

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

the fact that theres ”pennywise discourse” in general is fucking incredible like i hate having to witness it and i wish you all just knew how to be normal so we wouldnt have to be here in 2017 educating people on why calling the child predator murder clown from a stephen king book a “gay icon” is a bad thing